Cock Talk

When I banter and flirt with you it’s often because of your embarrassed, blush, bolt reaction. I find it delightful 😆
Wait. :oops:

You flirt with me?! I mean, banter, yes, but flirt?!

. . . . . . . . . .

I am in no way embarrassed that I did not realize that. Nope.

(Totally embarrassed. 🫣)

Did I mention in my previous answer that I'm not all that good at discerning the flirt? 😂
 
Wait. :oops:

You flirt with me?! I mean, banter, yes, but flirt?!

. . . . . . . . . .

I am in no way embarrassed that I did not realize that. Nope.

(Totally embarrassed. 🫣)

Did I mention in my previous answer that I'm not all that good at discerning the flirt? 😂
Wait until I tell you about me 😁😉🤣
 
Why is this magazine all wrinkly?


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I recently found out that there has been an explosion in the number of people buying VHS tapes of movies. It seems to be the trendy, Hipster thing to do. I don’t understand this very much, although I get that the box art and nostalgia of VHS is cool, the quality is total dog dick.

At least the people who collect Vinyl have an argument that the sound quality is unique, but VHS? Yeah, it’s unique, so is seeing art through severe cataracts.

This made me wonder, what else do people want to relive, or experience for the first time? Does anyone collect old porno magazines that multiple guys/girls have spooged over?

Would you/do you have nostalgia for a good porn magazine?
Would you/do you collect them?
Do you collect any type of sexual vintage nostalgia-type thing? Dildos from around the world, ancient buttplugs of Egypt, anything like that?
Would you be interested in visiting a museum of sex toys? Have you (I’m sure they exist)?
Can you turn off the internet, look at a sexy pic and Jack/Jill yourself to orgasm, or are those days over?
What is the oldest sex thing (device, magazine, movie, etc.) you own?
 
Would you/do you have nostalgia for a good porn magazine?
No
Would you/do you collect them?
No, I’m anti collector on most things.
Do you collect any type of sexual vintage nostalgia-type thing? Dildos from around the world, ancient buttplugs of Egypt, anything like that?
Would you be interested in visiting a museum of sex toys? Have you (I’m sure they exist)?
Yes! That can be very interesting.
Can you turn off the internet, look at a sexy pic and Jack/Jill yourself to orgasm, or are those days over?
Depends on how long it’s been since I’ve tortured the turtle. My go to is reading lit stories. Porn is sub-standard to my imagination coupled with words.
What is the oldest sex thing (device, magazine, movie, etc.) you own?
My hand. I don’t have a video collection or toys.
 
Why is this magazine all wrinkly?


https://ia800208.us.archive.org/BookReader/BookReaderImages.php?zip=/12/items/Nuts_2010-02-19/Nuts%202010-02-19_jp2.zip&file=Nuts%202010-02-19_jp2/Nuts%202010-02-19_0000.jp2&id=Nuts_2010-02-19&scale=4&rotate=0

I recently found out that there has been an explosion in the number of people buying VHS tapes of movies. It seems to be the trendy, Hipster thing to do. I don’t understand this very much, although I get that the box art and nostalgia of VHS is cool, the quality is total dog dick.

At least the people who collect Vinyl have an argument that the sound quality is unique, but VHS? Yeah, it’s unique, so is seeing art through severe cataracts.

This made me wonder, what else do people want to relive, or experience for the first time? Does anyone collect old porno magazines that multiple guys/girls have spooged over?

1. Would you/do you have nostalgia for a good porn magazine?
2. Would you/do you collect them?
3. Do you collect any type of sexual vintage nostalgia-type thing? Dildos from around the world, ancient buttplugs of Egypt, anything like that?
4. Would you be interested in visiting a museum of sex toys? Have you (I’m sure they exist)?
5. Can you turn off the internet, look at a sexy pic and Jack/Jill yourself to orgasm, or are those days over?
6. What is the oldest sex thing (device, magazine, movie, etc.) you own?

You know, I just went on a vacation with a buddy of mine and he bought a disposable camera. I asked why and he said it’s a huge trend right now. He’s like ten years younger than me and he’s into all that social media stuff. It made me laugh to think someone would want that kind of quality.

1. I feel like I’d be slow to enjoy a magazine. Honestly, I was never much of a magazine user. I was a VHS, then internet, then DVD, then internet again porn user. Magazines don’t do it for me.

2. No.

3. I do not. I’m just a practical sex toy user. I do have a decent amount of sex furniture, though.

4. I have been to the Museum of Sex in NYC and the Penis museum in Reykjavik.

5. Yes. I could. But would I? No. It’s like asking if I could skateboard up to the McDonalds like I did when I was 16. Could I? Yes. With a lot more heavy breathing. But now I have a car and I can ride up there in the comfort of my vehicle whilst listening to music.

6. I’ve got a sex toy from like 15-20 years ago. It’s pretty obsolete now.
 
Would you/do you have nostalgia for a good porn magazine?
Would you/do you collect them?
Thatcwould be a resounding no. The porn mags I did see scared the crap out of me. My brothers were fond of a magazine called "Swank". Tasteful Playboy, it was not. It was pretty hardcore, and I could not imagine ever wanting to do anything in those pages. I can say now, looking back, that it definitely contributed to my general suspicion of men.

Do you collect any type of sexual vintage nostalgia-type thing? Dildos from around the world, ancient buttplugs of Egypt, anything like that?
I prefer my smut in story form. I have a small collection of out if print books from my favorite authors.

Would you be interested in visiting a museum of sex toys? Have you (I’m sure they exist)?
Yes, absolutely. I think the history of sex and how attitudes have changed, and toys have developed, is fascinating. I went to one in Vegas, though upon perusal of the premises, I think call itself a museum was rather generous.

Side note: I got my 2nd child's name from a special on the History Channel about greco-roman sexuality and how it impacts us today, that I watched while I was in labor. One of the researchers had the unique name and I loved it.

Can you turn off the internet, look at a sexy pic and Jack/Jill yourself to orgasm, or are those days over?
Yes, though not a porn pic. I prefer the bespoke variety. Porn doesn't do it for me. I'm not the audience they're targeting. However, a video or pic from my amigovio, and my head goes into the space of where we were, or what we were doing while chatting/camming, and, girl, get a bucket, it's a 5 alarm fire in my pants! 🔥🧯🚒

What is the oldest sex thing (device, magazine, movie, etc.) you own?
Probably my trashy novel collection. Toys break, mass aren't my thing, but smut written by history professors? Yes, please!
 
Would you/do you have nostalgia for a good porn magazine?
I have good memories of porn magazines, and I do enjoy pornographic images, but the siren song of the video and gif are too strong these days.
Would you/do you collect them?
I had a subscription to Playboy when I was in college. Thats the closest thing I have ever had to a collection.
Do you collect any type of sexual vintage nostalgia-type thing? Dildos from around the world, ancient buttplugs of Egypt, anything like that?
Not really. We have some vintage sculptures/art around the house that’s semi-nude, but that’s about it.
Would you be interested in visiting a museum of sex toys? Have you (I’m sure they exist)?
Meh. Not really my thing. Unless there are women dressed up in Victorian era costumes demonstrating. Wait, no. Still no. [looks around nervously]
Can you turn off the internet, look at a sexy pic and Jack/Jill yourself to orgasm, or are those days over?
Oh sure. Obviously it depends on the subject matter, but I can still get it.
What is the oldest sex thing (device, magazine, movie, etc.) you own?
“Back massager” from the 90s, sculpture from the 60s.
 
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