Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Get the fuck off my Facebook feed. I sent this to someone yesterday!

We must be in the same Facebook group

 

[BrendaBear]

I need you to be my mediator and speak to my ex for me because I hate doing that.

Hmmmm... and again... the advanced knowledge of chemicals might come in handy...
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[BrendaBear]

Get the fuck off my Facebook feed. I sent this to someone yesterday!

Were you impersonating Robert Plant again???

 

[UnquietDreams]

Lmao … I mean, I can try … but I imagine you need someone else because you don’t want to continually call him a fragile dick noodle at every opportunity… and I imagine I’d have a hard time with that as well.

And that is the part I would pay for.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Were you impersonating Robert Plant again???

Who doesn't?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

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You too. What the hell...

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Were you impersonating Robert Plant again???

Um, duh...

 

[Bry1313]

Um... you want to ask a self proclaimed "crazy chemical girl" on how to find artificial joy?

Okay... interesting choice. Very brave.

I’m so brave that way

 

[MissLabelled]

I'm supposed to go to a BBQ tonight. Hosted by the couple I played around with a couple of times. But I'm not feeling it. Especially since my short exploration with men has only reaffirmed and solidified my sexuality. I'm fucking gay gay.

Like, it felt good but it didn't feel right, you know?

I need to find a reason to not go and then let him know, it's not you bro, it's me.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I'm supposed to go to a BBQ tonight. Hosted by the couple I played around with a couple of times. But I'm not feeling it. Especially since my short exploration with men has only reaffirmed and solidified my sexuality. I'm fucking gay gay.

Like, it felt good but it didn't feel right, you know?

I need to find a reason to not go and then let him know, it's not you bro, it's me.

Maybe you could stop over early, have a quick chat, then head out before any other guests arrive?

 

[positiveflirt]

I need to find a reason to not go and then let him know, it's not you bro, it's me.

Oh my god, a friend just arrived unexpectedly in town on a relationship emergency! I am so so sorry to bail but I'll be eating ice cream in front of the TV. also I'm now celibate forever as a result of this bad relationship story I've just heard. Bye!

 

[MissLabelled]

Oh my god, a friend just arrived unexpectedly in town on a relationship emergency! I am so so sorry to bail but I'll be eating ice cream in front of the TV. also I'm now celibate forever as a result of this bad relationship story I've just heard. Bye!

That last line killed me

 

[lavendersilk]

I'm supposed to go to a BBQ tonight. Hosted by the couple I played around with a couple of times. But I'm not feeling it. Especially since my short exploration with men has only reaffirmed and solidified my sexuality. I'm fucking gay gay.

Like, it felt good but it didn't feel right, you know?

I need to find a reason to not go and then let him know, it's not you bro, it's me.

But, you are allergic to BBQ, right?

 

[MissLabelled]

Maybe you could stop over early, have a quick chat, then head out before any other guests arrive?

I think I would do that on a different day, so as not to be before their evening starts. Especially since it would be: I want to date her, not you. Enjoy your evening you two!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I think I would do that on a different day, so as not to be before their evening starts. Especially since it would be: I want to date her, not you. Enjoy your evening you two!

That's fair.

 

[LupineOne]

That looks like a delicious milk shake

It was. And the 2 shots of espresso helped the sugar high last longer too!

 

[positiveflirt]

I think I would do that on a different day, so as not to be before their evening starts. Especially since it would be: I want to date her, not you. Enjoy your evening you two!

"I've been thinking about sausages all day.. and this next news item is not going to be what you were expecting."

 

[MissLabelled]

But, you are allergic to BBQ, right?

Extremely!

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm supposed to go to a BBQ tonight. Hosted by the couple I played around with a couple of times. But I'm not feeling it. Especially since my short exploration with men has only reaffirmed and solidified my sexuality. I'm fucking gay gay.

Like, it felt good but it didn't feel right, you know?

I need to find a reason to not go and then let him know, it's not you bro, it's me.

This feels awkward. I’m sorry.

And not just because I missed my window dammit!

 

[dawn_of_night]

I'm supposed to go to a BBQ tonight. Hosted by the couple I played around with a couple of times. But I'm not feeling it. Especially since my short exploration with men has only reaffirmed and solidified my sexuality. I'm fucking gay gay.

Like, it felt good but it didn't feel right, you know?

I need to find a reason to not go and then let him know, it's not you bro, it's me.

I mean, you could fake it but wouldn't it be better to just be honest.

"Bro, I'm not feeling BBQish or social and I'm gonna sit this one out"

 

[UnquietDreams]

I think I would do that on a different day, so as not to be before their evening starts. Especially since it would be: I want to date her, not you. Enjoy your evening you two!

"I have enjoyed it a bit in the past, but I come to the conclusion that I am just not into meat on a stick. Which, funny story, reminds me of something else I need to tell you..."

 

[MissLabelled]

I mean, you could fake it but wouldn't it be better to just be honest.

"Bro, I'm not feeling BBQish or social and I'm gonna sit this one out"

You're not wrong and it is the approach I took. I am indeed socialed out after this week and just need an evening to myself.

 

[Bry1313]

Especially since my short exploration with men has only reaffirmed and solidified my sexuality. I'm fucking gay gay.

If I had a dollar for everytime someone told me……..

Sorry, this isn’t about me. I think just being honest that you really enjoyed your experience and time with them, but just not sure it’s what works for you going forward, should work for any folks who are actually decent people. It’s good to know what works for you, and just telling people up front is the best thing.

 

[MissLabelled]

This feels awkward. I’m sorry.

And not just because I missed my window dammit!

All good, afterall I put myself in this situation. From the convos we've had, he will understand.

But I'm happy with where I landed. I thought maybe there was some bi-ness to me (remember I had said 95% gay, 5% bi) but, nope, I was clearly wrong lol

 

[UnquietDreams]

All good, afterall I put myself in this situation. From the convos we've had, he will understand.

But I'm happy with where I landed. I thought maybe there was some bi-ness to me (remember I had said 95% gay, 5% bi) but, nope, I was clearly wrong lol

Well, and that is also fluid over time. As I have said, I am 97.5% cis, but obviously there have been a couple of times where I was happy to try another...type of wine, to use the Schitt's Creek metaphor.

Just as long as you are happy.

And you deserve to be incredibly happy.