Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

I'm so innocent. Like a baby. Pure and white like the driven snow.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/BOMjhnSnpGUAAAAC/ohyeah-yeah.gif

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Among other things (like your butt)

shush, yours looks like this feels
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@Indie Since morelikea referenced your booty, it's coincidental that monkey posted a gif that nicely illustrates what I'd like to do to said booty

 

[BrendaBear]

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Did he really do a version of My Sharona? That's very likely the old pop song I detest most in the world.

For anyone who can't play instruments... I mean, can't even play the radio type of problems... I could still teach you how to play that junk in about 4 minutes. Then I would go throw up.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

@Indie Since morelikea referenced your booty, it's coincidental that monkey posted a gif that nicely illustrates what I'd like to do to said booty

You and me both brother. Left cheek right cheek meet in the middle?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You and me both brother. Left cheek right cheek meet in the middle?

Alright, but I'm going in first!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Alright, but I'm going in first!

Deal!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Did he really do a version of My Sharona? That's very likely the old pop song I detest most in the world.

For anyone who can't play instruments... I mean, can't even play the radio type of problems... I could still teach you how to play that junk in about 4 minutes. Then I would go throw up.

He did. It was his first “hit”

 

[BrendaBear]

He did. It was his first “hit”

Oh! I think the first one I heard was Another One Rides The Buss... with an accordion?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh! I think the first one I heard was Another One Rides The Buss... with an accordion?

I may have the release order wrong. They were on the same album.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

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Well that's creepy, this was suggested to me on my FB feed yesterday.

 

[LupineOne]

Mine looks like I have a good heart

That’s the most beautiful, important part anyway

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I'm so innocent. Like a baby. Pure and white like the driven snow.

Just because you're fair skinned does NOT mean you're pure or innocent. Don't get me wrong, all of Lit is grateful for that fact. But you, innocent? Come on now.

Yes you are. I seen your skin.

Suck up.

Alright, but I'm going in first!

Deal!

You two have room for one more in there? I hear this is the ass of the divine.

 

[LupineOne]

“Damn it, Carl!”

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You two have room for one more in there? I hear this is the ass of the divine.

The best part is that I'm pretty sure there's another hole right around the corner!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

The best part is that I'm pretty sure there's another hole right around the corner!

Dibs?!

 

[BrendaBear]

The best part is that I'm pretty sure there's another hole right around the corner!

Corner?
https://media1.tenor.com/m/A9Ez2KEVjLIAAAAC/confused-huh.gif

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Just because you're fair skinned does NOT mean you're pure or innocent. Don't get me wrong, all of Lit is grateful for that fact. But you, innocent? Come on now.

Don't you dare. Innocent simply means
Uncorrupted by:

1. evil,
2. malice
3. or wrongdoing

And/or

1. sinless.

She is all these things and it’s only your provincial sense of sexual morality that leads you to think otherwise

Suck up.

Bitter much?

“You two have room for one more in there? I hear this is the ass of the divine.

Not now we don’t

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

The best part is that I'm pretty sure there's another hole right around the corner!

He’s not invited. Talking trash.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Corner?
https://media1.tenor.com/m/A9Ez2KEVjLIAAAAC/confused-huh.gif

I have a confession to make... I don't know anything about anatomy. Women have corners, right?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I have a confession to make... I don't know anything about anatomy. Women have corners, right?

Don’t worry, we’ll learn @Indie directions together.

 

[Amanda330]

Just because you're fair skinned does NOT mean you're pure or innocent. Don't get me wrong, all of Lit is grateful for that fact. But you, innocent? Come on now.

I was not implying my skin color made me anything. Just making fun of purity culture...

I know exactly what I am.

Suck up.

Don't be jealous... Monkey just loves me.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Don't you dare. Innocent simply means
Uncorrupted by:

1. evil,
2. malice
3. or wrongdoing

And/or

1. sinless.

She is all these things and it’s only your provincial sense of sexual morality that leads you to think otherwise

Wicked sarcasm and a body that could kill would be considered evil to those cut down by such. (Yes, I'm grasping at straws, no, I don't have a leg to stand on.)

Bitter much?

Yes.

Not now we don’t

Damnit.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I was not implying my skin color made me anything. Just making fun of purity culture...

I know exactly what I am.

Don't be jealous... Monkey just loves me.

And we all love you just the way you are.

Innocent or not.

 

[BrendaBear]

I have a confession to make... I don't know anything about anatomy. Women have corners, right?

Soft, wonderful, delightful, heavenly curves… yes.

Voices so sweet and enchanting, that you would do anything to hear her laugh or smile at you.

A warm, loving embrace that makes you thank god you were born and able to experience this at all.

We have many things…. Corners aren’t on the list, sorry.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I know exactly what I am.

Me too
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