Sex & Shenanigans

[hotwords229_A]

You ...blow your own horn?

I’ve certainly tried!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Personality count? One. Mood count? Lots.

Edit: oh yeah, and orgasm count? Lets break some records and ruin some sheets.
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Is there an application for this? Or is the position closed?

 

[hotwords229_A]

I’ve gotten three WOW emojis from @Wand3rlust today!

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I’ve certainly tried!

I used to be able to clear the tip when I was younger and skinnier. Point it upwards, do a sit up and BAM. Youth is wasted on the young.

 

[Bry1313]

I’ve gotten three WOW emojis from @Wand3rlust today!

Today is her wow day

 

[hotwords229_A]

Today is her wow day

She seems like a Wow everyday!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Regular pie to North Americans looks like this

https://media1.tenor.com/m/VedeVWHW8-cAAAAC/apple-pie-pie.gif

I don't think that is a pie. Seems to be missing the pie crust. Looks more like a sweet bread.

Also, sweet bread. Not sweetbread. Big difference...

 

[Mrtenant]

This is fuggin hilarious

 

[UnquietDreams]

Filetting!!

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Welcome to my OnlyPans. Hope you're horny. Hungry. I meant hungry.

Okay, I lost my vegetable peeler in the divorce, so I used a chef's knife.
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Air fryer, 400 degrees, 3 minutes, shake, 3 minutes more.
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Looks about right.

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Mustards, homemade sauerkraut, and...hot dog bacon?

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Outstanding. Labor heavy, getting them sliced, but the vegetable peeler would help that. Crispy, salty, really good.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Welcome to my OnlyPans. Hope you're horny. Hungry. I meant hungry.

Okay, I lost my vegetable peeler in the divorce, so I used a chef's knife.
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Air fryer, 400 degrees, 3 minutes, shake, 3 minutes more.
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Looks about right.

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Mustards, homemade sauerkraut, and...hot dog bacon?

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Outstanding. Labor heavy, getting them sliced, but the vegetable peeler would help that. Crispy, salty, really good.

Isn't this just a laborious fried bologna?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Isn't this just a laborious fried bologna?

Not quite, unless you have really good bologna. (And the Russian deli down my street does...thanks, I need to try that!) I mean, they are the same thing. I use Nathan's (no, not that Nathan) Skinless, and they have great flavor as well as a nice thickness that I don't think you would get from regular bologna. If you took a nice slab of good bologna and sliced it, probably.

Regardless, tasty!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Jack Flack always wins.

I love you for this Cloak and Dagger reference more than I already did

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I love you for this Cloak and Dagger reference more than I already did

I knew somebody would get it!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Isn't this just a laborious fried bologna?

Bologna and hot dogs are not the same.....

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Bologna and hot dogs are not the same.....

Aren't they just the black (bologna) and white (hot dog) versions of the same thing?

 

[Bry1313]

Aren't they just the black (bologna) and white (hot dog) versions of the same thing?

No

 

[dawn_of_night]

Aren't they just the black (bologna) and white (hot dog) versions of the same thing?

Look. I'm no food critic or even do I have an elevated pallet, but I'm telling you they are different.
Also all hotdogs are not created equal... All bologna is not created equal....
This is not a black and white food....
I will die on this hill....
They are not the same...

 

[dawn_of_night]

No

Thank you!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Wtf is bologna??

*adds to list of potential fictional things, along with Pennsylvania, Minneapolis and egg plants.*

 

[UnquietDreams]

Wtf is bologna??

*adds to list of potential fictional things, along with Pennsylvania, Minneapolis and egg plants.*

A finely ground pork sausage used often as a lunch meat. Think of a mortadella, but much finer grind and no cubed fat.

 

[Bry1313]

bologna is a really large emulsified sausage that comes in a really large casing from Bologna, so not fictional

Pennsylvania is a fictional place

Minneapolis is a real place where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average

Eggplant is just a metaphor for a dick.

 

[Wand3rlust]

A finely ground pork sausage used often as a lunch meat. Think of a mortadella, but much finer grind.

It's hard when you use as a reference, something else I don't know. But thank you.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Bologna and hot dogs are not the same.....

No

Hate to tell ya...

Don't take my word for it

 

[Wand3rlust]

bologna is a really large sausage that comes in a really large casing from Bologna, so not fictional

Lots of large

Pennsylvania is a fictional place

I knew it

Minneapolis is a real place where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average

Isn't that where Batman comes from? Or is is superman?

Eggplant is just a metaphor for a dick.

Erm.

 

[UnquietDreams]

It's hard when you use as a reference, something else I don't know. But thank you.

Sorry! It is a finely ground sausage. Good ones look like this:

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