hotwords229_A
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Oh shit! I meant Little Jack Horner. Whichever one stuck his finger in the pie.
Sex & Shenanigans
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dawn_of_night
His Honey 🍯
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I just saw the old man on the roof in "old school"
That's our boy blue though isn't it?
Wand3rlust
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I mean, if I was shredded, I'd be pretty stressed.
MindYaBitness
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Whiskeyjack
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There are fire trucks and utility trucks outside and the air smells like gas.
I'm wondering if I should find somewhere else to be for a little while.
I'm wondering if I should find somewhere else to be for a little while.
MindYaBitness
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Wand3rlust
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I need to go to north America.
I'm not wholly sure that you lot aren't just making shit up.
I'm not wholly sure that you lot aren't just making shit up.
SalaciousMonkey22
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It’s a silly place
MindYaBitness
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That's what I thought the first time I heard what was in Haggis when I was a kid. Surely it was a joke!
Wand3rlust
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The haggis is a wonderful animal.
Whiskeyjack
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I asked one of the cops outside. A road crew down the block accidentally hit a gas line. The gas is off now and should dissipate fairly quickly. I just can't use the stove for a while.
dawn_of_night
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I'm a bit more turned on by this that I expected to be....
If you were shredded.... I'd....
dawn_of_night
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Glad you're safe.
__Nathan1968
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Only sociopaths cut pies in square shapes.
UnquietDreams
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Oh, absolutely! I'm not much of a baker, but they are so much fun to make with someone! And they get so happy. I can't count the numbers of times someone was just so ecstatic that their voice was shaking as they told me to just come inside. Just the best.Cream
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One of my favorite movies ever. Period. Nuff said. End of story.
Bry1313
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I’ll do my best to document our oddities so you know it’s all real
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Nope, intense multiple orgasms and loving aftercare, followed by brunch the next morning, are indeed real. Need proof? Bring it over my way.
UnquietDreams
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Yes. YES. Yes!
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Personality count? One. Mood count? Lots.
Edit: oh yeah, and orgasm count? Lets break some records and ruin some sheets.
Edit: oh yeah, and orgasm count? Lets break some records and ruin some sheets.
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UnquietDreams
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Sorry, got caught up in the moment. You are ever my sweetheart.Damn, and I thought I was the UD sweetheart
Bry1313
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I can’t match this offer, you win this timeNope, intense multiple orgasms and loving aftercare, followed by brunch the next morning, are indeed real. Need proof? Bring it over my way.
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Jack Flack always wins.
dawn_of_night
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Music to my ears....
UnquietDreams
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You ...blow your own horn?I didn’t know this either.
I assumed hand pie meant giving her the old Little Boy Blue.
