Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Interesting... I tend to pronounce it as "that thing there" which accompanies my finger pointing.

Good enough.

Get some interesting pies that way I bet.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Okay, bets people! How many posts before we are back to arguing the pronunciation of "squirrel?"

 

[hotwords229_A]

With the emphasis on the second syllable, right?

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[dawn_of_night]

Good morning fuckers

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Good morning. Hope you're well!

 

[thordanil]

Good morning fuckers

Good morning

Good morning. Hope you're well!

morning

 

[BrendaBear]

Get some interesting pies that way I bet.

That would make sense... but I've never bought a pie in my life. I never eat pie.

Didn't I mention I'm weird?

But lately I've been seeing a bunch of videos about "Generation X" (which I am) and amazed to see how many of my isms are apparently just part of my generation. Here, I thought I was all unique and shit like that.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That would make sense... but I've never bought a pie in my life. I never eat pie.

Didn't I mention I'm weird?

But lately I've been seeing a bunch of videos about "Generation X" (which I am) and amazed to see how many of my isms are apparently just part of my generation. Here, I thought I was all unique and shit like that.

I’m Gen X and I eat pie.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I’m Gen X and I eat pie.

Sounds like a pick up line.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Sounds like a pick up line.

I mean…I’m not above it

 

[hotwords229_A]

Damn!
Now I want pie.
And by pie I mean breakfast pie.
And by breakfast pie I mean breakfast in bed pie.
And by breakfast in bed pie I mean . . .
You know what I mean.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Damn!
Now I want pie.
And by pie I mean breakfast pie.
And by breakfast pie I mean breakfast in bed pie.
And by breakfast in bed pie I mean . . .
You know what I mean.

No please, I’m quite slow. Please explain. In excruciating detail.

 

[hotwords229_A]

No please, I’m quite slow. Please explain. In excruciating detail.

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It goes something like this. I really haven’t totally figured it out yet.

 

[BrendaBear]

Damn!
Now I want pie.
And by pie I mean breakfast pie.
And by breakfast pie I mean breakfast in bed pie.
And by breakfast in bed pie I mean . . .
You know what I mean.

Hmmmm... seems like the long way around to say "I want to start the day with getting my brains screwed out"

 

[hotwords229_A]

Hmmmm... seems like the long way around to say "I want to start the day with getting my brains screwed out"

I’m a complicated guy.

 

[servant_heart]

have any of you ever had an orgasm in a dream?

Yes! I have had them a few times. I will even wake up and my clit will be throbbing throbbing and sensitive to touch. Last night I had a dream I swept the hair off the shoulder of my hair dresser and started kissing her neck. I'M NOT EVEN GAY!

 

[MindYaBitness]

have any of you ever had an orgasm in a dream?

I used to really frequently as a teen, but now it's just once in awhile

 

[Amanda330]

I’m Gen X and I eat pie.

I am a millennial and I also eat pie. Lol

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m a complicated guy.

And no one understands you.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Damn!
Now I want pie.
And by pie I mean breakfast pie.
And by breakfast pie I mean breakfast in bed pie.
And by breakfast in bed pie I mean . . .
You know what I mean.

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[hotwords229_A]

I used to really frequently as a teen, but now it's just once in awhile

We need to do something about this.

 

[MindYaBitness]

We need to do something about this.

I wish I could control it. Now it only happens when I'm really stressed out & have vivid dreams.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I wish I could control it. Now it only happens when I'm really stressed out & have vivid dreams.

Wow, that’s ironic. It kind of makes being stressed out worth it!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Now I want pie. Thanks for that.

 

[MissLabelled]

Okay, bets people! How many posts before we are back to arguing the pronunciation of "squirrel?"

Écureuil.