Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

My imagination is lacking, I think.
Might have something to do with my extremely limited ability to form brain pictures.

But to clarify- are you saying that your ebone memory doesn’t include the phone? Like, you have the memory of the shared fantasy vs the memory of the reality?

Not Monkey --at least I don't remember being Monkey-- but I have a very vivid imagination, intensely so. And not just visually, but pretty sensory rich, so auditory, taste, smell, tactile, emotional , all across the board. Which is what makes my writing, regardless of the venue, pretty descriptive. My tag used to be "detail focused," before I became so shy and reserved. And in the moment I can lose myself in the moment, experientially. It can get that vivid.

However, the knowledge that it isn't real is always there, otherwise you are entering psychotic break territory. And memory is plastic, and can be changed, but I don't think it is that plastic.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm just jumping in this morning, and get help but notice that we've come full circle to last nights discussion of Babe the Blue Ox's anatomically correct giant balls

As Descartes said so well, "it always comes back to Babe the Blue Ox's anatomically correct giant balls."

 

[Bry1313]

Last unsolicited dick pic wins I think?

Wins is doing a lot of work here

 

[UnquietDreams]

We literally can’t, they ignore tons of inputs and also happen to fill in the blanks when the information coming in is incomplete or doesn’t make sense. It actually kind of freaks me out when I think about (beyond the question we’ve all asked when under some kind of influence “how do I know my blue looks the same as your blue”?)

I personally believe I may have been replaced by a simple script. Possibly a very buggy one.

 

[Taegul]

Sup, fatherfuckers?

Yeah, I won't be satisfied until "fatherfucker" is as popular as "motherfucker".

#EndSexismNow

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Probably less painful than a mini butter churner

But I thought you preferred the butter churner?

 

[Amanda330]

Sup, fatherfuckers?

Yeah, I won't be satisfied until "fatherfucker" is as popular as "motherfucker".

#EndSexismNow

Are you a fatherfucker? This is new and somewhat illuminating information for me.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

We should experiment. We can't ruin Indie's butthole though...

Who wants their asshole trashed? For science?

I nominate @Bry1313

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Are you a fatherfucker? This is new and somewhat illuminating information for me.

This might be my kink.

 

[Taegul]

Are you a fatherfucker? This is new and somewhat illuminating information for me.

Grandmafucker! I didn't even think of that. Well, I was talking to all of you. It had nothing to do with me....

 

[UnquietDreams]

This might be my kink.

I am a father. Just tossing that out there.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

This might be my kink.

“Might”

 

[Amanda330]

This might be my kink.

Same bbg... There's something so sexy about a good father.

This is not the same thing as a daddy kink fyi. For me. Personally. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[Amanda330]

Grandmafucker! I didn't even think of that. Well, I was talking to all of you. It had nothing to do with me....

Mhmm.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Sup, fatherfuckers?

Yeah, I won't be satisfied until "fatherfucker" is as popular as "motherfucker".

#EndSexismNow

Certainly better than another tie or a “kiss the cook” apron for Father’s Day. Just saying.

 

[Bry1313]

But I thought you preferred the butter churner?

Just to the shop vac

 

[UnquietDreams]

I go nuts with no time by myself. As extroverted as I am, I need my own time alone just to recharge & focus. Having littlesxaround was hard for me. However, hubby working from home 90% of the time now is equally as suffocating

This is what saved me after the divorce. My ex works from home as a college professor, so she was always there. And demanding I "do something, not just sit there " Ended up locking myself in the bathroom just to get a moment of peace to read.

Now I have my kid as a part-time roommate. People are like "aren't you lonely?" Oh no, right now I am in heaven.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Just to the shop vac

Context is crucial.

 

[Bry1313]

Grandmafucker! I didn't even think of that. Well, I was talking to all of you. It had nothing to do with me....

Mhmm

 

[Amanda330]

Mhmm

Wow.

 

[Taegul]

Look here, SecondCousinOnceRemovedfuckers. I don't need your smart-ass mhmm responses!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Look here, SecondCousinOnceRemovedfuckers. I don't need your smart-ass mhmm responses!

Mhmmm

 

[Bry1313]

Mhmmm

Wow

 

[Taegul]

Mhmmm

Sonofabastard.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Sonofabastard.

Wow