Sex & Shenanigans

[Amanda330]

I am currently in the trenches of 100% lurking, 0% alone time and the struggle is so real

Not a brag because it's a challenge all of its own for me... But I only have alone time rn. It's not as fun as you'd imagine.

 

[MindYaBitness]

This is my first empty house summer, I miss the (no longer) little people but the freedom is nice

I don't miss my older kids, until they come home, then I'm like, oh ya! I like these people I made. They're pretty cool, I forgot how much fun they are!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

We have mis-matched drives, so now I get turned down for lunch sex right in front of the bed we should be banging on, instead of his excuse being that he can't get out of the office to come, we'll, just to cum.
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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Not a brag because it's a challenge all of its own for me... But I only have alone time rn. It's not as fun as you'd imagine.

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[Deleted member 6568729]

Busy Friday?

Nah, just wondering if it's that time of the year again where I should post a pic of my

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

We have mis-matched drives, so now I get turned down for lunch sex right in front of the bed we should be banging on, instead of his excuse being that he can't get out of the office to come, we'll, just to cum.
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I volunteer as tribute.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nah, just wondering if it's that time of the year again where I should post a pic of my

The star on top of the summer Xmas pole?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Nah, just wondering if it's that time of the year again where I should post a pic of my

Yes. Yes it is

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

The star on top of the summer Xmas pole?

Sounds painful

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Sounds painful

Depends on the pole I guess.

 

[Bry1313]

Nah, just wondering if it's that time of the year again where I should post a pic of my

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[Amanda330]

Depends on the pole I guess.

Mhmm.

 

[Bry1313]

Sounds painful

Probably less painful than a mini butter churner

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I am currently in the trenches of 100% lurking, 0% alone time and the struggle is so real

Same, girl. Same. Arrrgghhhh

 

[MindYaBitness]

Probably less painful than a mini butter churner

IDK about you guys, that all sounds painful

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Probably less painful than a mini butter churner

Lets not get this started again

 

[MindYaBitness]

Lets not get this started again

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[Bry1313]

Lets not get this started again

2/3 of my humor is just callbacks to when others were funny

 

[Amanda330]

Probably less painful than a mini butter churner

We should experiment. We can't ruin Indie's butthole though...

Who wants their asshole trashed? For science?

 

[Bry1313]

We should experiment. We can't ruin Indie's butthole though...

Who wants their asshole trashed? For science?

I’ve got a long ways before I meet my deductible, I’m good for now

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

We should experiment. We can't ruin Indie's butthole though...

Who wants their asshole trashed? For science?

Last unsolicited dick pic wins I think?

 

[Amanda330]

I’ve got a long ways before I meet my deductible, I’m good for now

I mean, I'd be really gentle. But I get it. Health care is insanely expensive... Otherwise, I'd be happy to trash your

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

2/3 of my humor is just callbacks to when others were funny

Funny is doing some work here

 

[Amanda330]

Last unsolicited dick pic wins I think?

Omg such a fabulous idea. I love your brain.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Omg such a fabulous idea. I love your brain.

We could form a posse and just start spamming them with pics of the butter churner