Sex & Shenanigans

Longer hair is the one thing my husband has ever asked for in my appearance. I chopped it all off after our first baby, he didn't say anything, it wasn't until I'd let it grow out & was going to cut it again that he confessed that he like my hair past my shoulders, and my ultra short hair made me look too much like my mom which freaked him out 🤣
Bless him. I'd keep it long, too 🤣
 
Then you’ll feel much better than most of us in the morning. I like drinking and litting. So much easier than the bar. Keep a couple of pretty pussy pics in the queue, lay down a little banter, make the drinks as strong as you want and let your freak flag fly
Hmm maybe I should pour an after-work drink
 
Then you’ll feel much better than most of us in the morning. I like drinking and litting. So much easier than the bar. Keep a couple of pretty pussy pics in the queue, lay down a little banter, make the drinks as strong as you want and let your freak flag fly
That just sounds like a helluva night. And here I was building Legos and watching YouTube videos. Guess I need to up my game.
 
Then you’ll feel much better than most of us in the morning. I like drinking and litting. So much easier than the bar. Keep a couple of pretty pussy pics in the queue, lay down a little banter, make the drinks as strong as you want and let your freak flag fly
I need to prep with pics prior to lifting. That's next level organized freakdom and I'm so down for it
 
Longer hair is the one thing my husband has ever asked for in my appearance. I chopped it all off after our first baby, he didn't say anything, it wasn't until I'd let it grow out & was going to cut it again that he confessed that he like my hair past my shoulders, and my ultra short hair made me look too much like my mom which freaked him out 🤣
My ex did the same thing after our son was born and I asked her to keep it long. My reason was I liked her with longer hair.
 
I need to prep with pics prior to lifting. That's next level organized freakdom and I'm so down for it
Yeah I mean- I’m not just gonna take em Willy nilly while I’m litting. Like I can’t shave Haiku every day, but she will not make public appearances with stubble. I think she a Leo. Haiku is my pussy in case you’re wondering
 
Yeah I mean- I’m not just gonna take em Willy nilly while I’m litting. Like I can’t shave Haiku every day, but she will not make public appearances with stubble. I think she a Leo. Haiku is my pussy in case you’re wondering
My boobs have names, never thought to name my lady bits. Is it one name for the whole kit-n-caboodle? One for each lip & the clit? I mean, the spot is obviously Gregory, but everything else is quite ambiguous. Please advise
 
I had long hair into my early 20s and it's been short since. I like the ease of care, buy, I do miss having longer hair.

Getting there is a bitch though. For me at least, it looks like such shit until it gets into that one length that looks good. I got no patience for that.
 
I had long hair into my early 20s and it's been short since. I like the ease of care, buy, I do miss having longer hair.

Getting there is a bitch though. For me at least, it looks like such shit until it gets into that one length that looks good. I hot no patience for that.
My spouse was all kinds of 1990's hot, with a ponytail & shaved around the sides. Even voted best hair. The things is, it's curly, so to grow it, he has to tolerate a phase he call "boufin'". It's just a huge mushroom. It's been short for 20+ years, no one needs to see that
 
Do it Doug!
I’ll tell you what though, I’m slowing down. Notifications and messages are piling up. My little Bjørn is distracting me with his cuteness…. I’ve been up for 18 hours… I might just throw a smoke bomb and disappear . Bit fear not, I shall return
Dakr and stormy poured
 
My boobs have names, never thought to name my lady bits. Is it one name for the whole kit-n-caboodle? One for each lip & the clit? I mean, the spot is obviously Gregory, but everything else is quite ambiguous. Please advise
What are the names of your boobies? Gregory makes sense. When naming a pussy, you want to come up with somewhat embodies the glory of your puss as a hole. I mean whole. I was lucky. Someone named my puss. And he named it well
 
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