Have you ever.....?

Yes, several ladies.
Definitely very similar. We had only had text conversations previously so real life padded out the missing imagery.
And …definitely NOT any disappointment.
 
HYE had a shaking orgasm, to the point where your legs were wobbly?
Ha! Not even close.


HYE gone to a store that closed an entire department because someone called in sick? Hey you want paint on a Saturday morning? Sorry the paint person called in sick. WHAT?
 
Ha! Not even close.


HYE gone to a store that closed an entire department because someone called in sick? Hey you want paint on a Saturday morning? Sorry the paint person called in sick. WHAT?
In the last few years, yes. Less common before but often they would tell you, "I'll do my best but we don't have our paint person today. Would you prefer to come back when they're here?"

HYE - jumped in as a customer/bystander and helped out someplace you don't work?
 
In the last few years, yes. Less common before but often they would tell you, "I'll do my best but we don't have our paint person today. Would you prefer to come back when they're here?"

HYE - jumped in as a customer/bystander and helped out someplace you don't work?
I am a bit inclined to collect and return glasses and plates in smaller cafes/eateries and things like that.

HYE eaten insects as food?
 
I am a bit inclined to collect and return glasses and plates in smaller cafes/eateries and things like that.

HYE eaten insects as food?
I‘ve tried crickets, ants, scorpions, ant eggs, and probably some others. Mostly crunchy and salty.

HYE forgotten to delete a naughty pic from a device where it shouldn’t be?
 
Almost.

HYE accidentally sent a naughty pic to the wrong person?
 
No but I have a brilliant way of avoiding that.


HYE went out with someone just so you wouldn't be alone?

No, but possibly I’ve remained with someone too long, for that reason.

HYE had sympathy sex with someone?
 
Does the spouse count? Otherwise, no.

Have you ever asked for (or agreed to) a second date, even though the first one was meh?
 
Does the spouse count? Otherwise, no.

Have you ever asked for (or agreed to) a second date, even though the first one was meh?
Yes. I’m very optimistic. Apparently too optimistic.

HYE worn something overtly sexy for someone, but then had to deal with someone else?
 
Yes. I’m very optimistic. Apparently too optimistic.

HYE worn something overtly sexy for someone, but then had to deal with someone else?
No... I don't think I have ever worn anything overly sexy when there was more than one person around.

Have you ever walked in on a couple?
 
No... I don't think I have ever worn anything overly sexy when there was more than one person around.

Have you ever walked in on a couple?
Yes. Roommate and his girl. Gottta good view.

HYE walked in on your parents?
 
Yes

HYE kissed or had sex with a neighbour? Same gender or opposite..
 
Yes. My mom's friend and neighbor when I was almost off to college.

HYE teased a stranger in public?
Have not.

HYE, on a first date, fingered/stroke your date to orgasm on a park bench under a full moon?
 
Have not.

HYE, on a first date, fingered/stroke your date to orgasm on a park bench under a full moon?
Well, that's very specific, so I'm gonna have to say no.

HYE turned down a date with someone only to regret it later?
 
Not physically.

HYE ever been tempted not to be faithfully, very close to the point of acting on it?
 
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