Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

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Maybe not to you, but I've definitely fulfilled it. Just ask our Daddy-in-Chief @crazychemgirl

 

[Bry1313]

Maybe not to you, but I've definitely fulfilled it. Just ask our Daddy-in-Chief @crazychemgirl

I engage in healthy dissent with her dictates

 

[Bry1313]

I realise I let everybody down on the emoji front. I am truly sorry. I will endeavour to do better

Are you facing north?

 

[Snowbunny020]

Jumped on this board just in time.. I have super sensitive nipples that love LOVE attention. But I feel like they are too small sometimes.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Jumped on this board just in time.. I have super sensitive nipples that love LOVE attention. But I feel like they are too small sometimes.

Go post in the "show your chest" thread in am pics. They'll definitely let you know!

 

[Snowbunny020]

Go post in the "show your chest" thread in am pics. They'll definitely let you know!

Thanks for the hint

 

[MissLabelled]

oh dear, didn't mean to get your hopes up. The post is still up. My cleavage is an attention whore, but while that pic is actually my nipple, my nips really only come out for private shows

This is the tease shot to leave us wanting more. Ok. What exactly would the price of admission to these private shows be?

 

[MissLabelled]

I often think about the things I would do if I had a female body for a day.

1. Find the G-Spot. That little fucker can be more elusive than Nessy.

2. Play with my boobs. This is actually probably number one.

3. There would be no end to the objects I would insert into my vagina.

4. I would probably put some kind of sucker/tiny vacuum device on my clit.

5. I would create a Lit account and see how many dick pics you really get when you post your tits. I feel like the number is widely exaggerated by some. Not by all. But by some. Like, they aren’t getting hit with dick pics all the time, but they must pretend they are to be part of the cool kids club. I mean, I know I only randomly send my dick to a small quartile of people.

You've really given this a lot of thought.

Quick question about #3. Do you get to keep the UTI / yeast infection once your body returns to its previous form?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Maybe not to you, but I've definitely fulfilled it. Just ask our Daddy-in-Chief @crazychemgirl

I mean, I saw no evidence today of Tig boobs … but I have seen tig boob in the past … and once you’ve seen Tig boob once you want to see it over and over … they are like pringles …. You can’t stop at just once.

But on lit? … yeah … you’ve shared your fair share.

 

[vagrantx]

Hey folks! It's a beautiful summer over here and we're on our way to the middle of nowhere. Just wanted to stop in, say hi, and wish you all a wonderful weekend

 

[lavendersilk]

I often think about the things I would do if I had a female body for a day.

1. Find the G-Spot. That little fucker can be more elusive than Nessy.

Only when you were a man was it hard to find. Once you are a woman you will immediately find it.

I know I only randomly send my dick to a small quartile of people.

Does the word quartile make you feel special as opposed to just saying four?

 

[deft]

Hey folks! It's a beautiful summer over here and we're on our way to the middle of nowhere. Just wanted to stop in, say hi, and wish you all a wonderful weekend

Trevlig helg!

 

[Lord Pmann]

You've really given this a lot of thought.

Quick question about #3. Do you get to keep the UTI / yeast infection once your body returns to its previous form?

Uhm… since this is kind of fantasy talk, there are no possibilities of UTIs.

Does the word quartile make you feel special as opposed to just saying four?

Well, I didn’t mean four. I was implying that 25% of the people at Lit randomly receive my dick. But that’s not actually true; it was simply a statistic I made up for this story.

Or is this your way of asking to see my penis?

 

[__Nathan1968]

I swear… if I had tits of my own, I wouldn’t even know how to read or do basic adult or even adolescent things. I would literally just sit and play with them all day.

I’m not sure women are much different. There’s a reason why you learn to do those things before breasts develop. Also, boys find their penises long before girls have breasts, which is probably why male brains take longer to fully mature.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I’m not sure women are much different. There’s a reason why you learn to do those things before breasts develop. Also, boys find their penises long before girls have breasts, which is probably why male brains take longer to fully mature.

But see, once I have an orgasm, I have a refractory period. That is the time where I learn things or nap. Girls have no refractory periods (or it’s different than a guy’s). If I had my mind, boobs and the ability to be multiorgasmic, I would be useless.

Instead, in order to get access to boobs I had to do a number of things- develop this glowing personality, learn an instrument, be cultured, have a decent job, etc. If I had random access from the time I cared about them, I cannot imagine how unproductive I would truly be. Maybe the novelty would wear off. But I’m somewhere between the ages of 32-41 and they’ve not lost their thrill. So I doubt they would lose their luster.

 

[lavendersilk]

Or is this your way of asking to see my penis?

Check your DMs.

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m not sure women are much different. There’s a reason why you learn to do those things before breasts develop. Also, boys find their penises long before girls have breasts, which is probably why male brains take longer to fully mature.

Makes sense. But, I am a little skeptical that last part actually occurs….

 

[MindYaBitness]

I mean, I saw no evidence today of Tig boobs … but I have seen tig boob in the past … and once you’ve seen Tig boob once you want to see it over and over … they are like pringles …. You can’t stop at just once.

But on lit? … yeah … you’ve shared your fair share.

I will defer to your superior knowledge on the subject. Unlike some dissenters, *cough, cough @Bry1313 I find no flaw in your logic

 

[Amanda330]

I realise I let everybody down on the emoji front. I am truly sorry. I will endeavour to do better

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[LupineOne]

Pssst

Pssst

You’re amazing
And I’d be so comfy

 

[deft]

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That is dripping in emotion. I'm touched.

 

[Amanda330]

Only when you were a man was it hard to find. Once you are a woman you will immediately find it.

Does the word quartile make you feel special as opposed to just saying four?

Thank you for doing this so I didn't have to. Lol

 

[MindYaBitness]

This is the tease shot to leave us wanting more. Ok. What exactly would the price of admission to these private shows be?

well, they're by invite only, and currently there's a pretty long line at the Stud Rancho. If you'd like to submit an application I can reach out once the current favorite stallion is ready to be put pasture

 

[dawn_of_night]

I’m not sure women are much different. There’s a reason why you learn to do those things before breasts develop. Also, boys find their penises long before girls have breasts, which is probably why male brains take longer to fully mature.

This makes me wonder if, penises developed like breasts would that change anything??
Because guys have a life long committed relationship with their penis.... We get our breast about 10 to 15 years later....

 

[dawn_of_night]

well, they're by invite only, and currently there's a pretty long line at the Stud Rancho. If you'd like to submit an application I can reach out once the current favorite stallion is ready to be put pasture

There's no Mares at your ranch, right???