BrendaBear
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So it used to be “I wouldn’t touch that with a ten foot pole”.
Now, it’s I want to fuck that with a 26 foot dildo?
Sex & Shenanigans
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Now, it’s I want to fuck that with a 26 foot dildo?
dawn_of_night
His Honey 🍯
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I think so...
BrendaBear
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How do they get it home? It must come in multiple pieces…
Oh! Duh! Of course! It screws together!
dawn_of_night
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I think you ow the dad joke jar two quarters for that one....
PlanetaryNebula
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https://voca.ro/1iPehVEqqKqM
This is me singing that verse of We 3 Vs to the tune of we three kings. It should be noted that my inspiration for such a ridiculous parody was from sharing (glorious) vag pics with @Amanda330 and @LadyLascivious1 .
This is me singing that verse of We 3 Vs to the tune of we three kings. It should be noted that my inspiration for such a ridiculous parody was from sharing (glorious) vag pics with @Amanda330 and @LadyLascivious1 .
PlanetaryNebula
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I couldn’t name the key I chose but I found it and delivered
BrendaBear
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I couldn’t find that gif…. But I found this:
https://media1.tenor.com/m/RHRqGkZD11EAAAAd/rambo-rambo-family.gif
Amanda330
This IS our circus
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dawn_of_night
His Honey 🍯
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Oh lord... Go to your room.
__Nathan1968
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I have a 10 foot enclosed trailer for Bbq competitions. I can probably squeeze in the sex toys and the liquor.
SalaciousMonkey22
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SalaciousMonkey22
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Not to critique reality but…I think you should, you know… hyperbolize this story a little .
PlanetaryNebula
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I’m so glad I won’t remember doing this tomorrow
Jaws82
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Sex drugs and rock and roll!
SalaciousMonkey22
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Me neither but I’ll always have this gif and the voca! And the knowledge of loving you.
Amanda330
This IS our circus
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Maybe not... But I will. And it will make me smile and remember your friendly pussy.
HeavyBalls
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Dad jokes...
Challenge accepted...
Challenge accepted...
__Nathan1968
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Amanda330
This IS our circus
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Let's hear em...
HeavyBalls
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Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.
BrendaBear
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HeavyBalls
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Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
Amanda330
This IS our circus
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PlanetaryNebula
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It’s soooooooooo friendly baby. And it likes you. Haiku likes you and @LadyLascivious1 even wrote her a haiku when she found out that’s what I named my pussy! They are so inspirational
HeavyBalls
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People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.
