Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

"Crazychemgirl? The CSIS is on the phone for you. Again."

Crime Scene Investigator Shenanigans??

 

[crazychemgirl]

Crime Scene Investigator Shenanigans??

It’s quite brilliant.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My kid does this. Still. I am not allowed to play, apparently...

Stupid boxing training

 

[dawn_of_night]

Stupid boxing training

or ....
I mean... Some box training might not be as bad as you think....
And given the English language I'm pretty sure we can confuse this with just about any thing we want....

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

or ....
I mean... Some box training might not be as bad as you think....
And given the English language I'm pretty sure we can confuse this with just about any thing we want....

Interpret as you will.

 

[BrendaBear]

Interpret as you will.

Hmmm... interpreting a will usually requires a lawyer...

 

[ck30101]

Since you're not technically walking into my DM's, I'll take an introduction, a comment about a thread we're both in, a good joke, your horoscope...literally any conversation is preferred to an unfamiliar schronze!

So, forgive me if I am mistaken, but what you are saying is you definately just want random dick pics sent to you.

Seriously, some guys are completely ridiculous.

 

[MindYaBitness]

So, forgive me if I am mistaken, but what you are saying is you definately just want random dick pics sent to you.
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Seriously, some guys are completely ridiculous.

Exactly, yes, thank you for carefully reading my posts

 

[Mrtenant]

Since you're not technically walking into my DM's, I'll take an introduction, a comment about a thread we're both in, a good joke, your horoscope...literally any conversation is preferred to an unfamiliar schronze!

Schronze? Da fuq?

I never complain about any of the many clams or melons that appear in my inbox. It's a perfectly legit way to introduce yourself. Along with the obligatory message of "meet me at this website" I am so deeply moved and complimented. Can't get enough.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Schronze? Da fuq?

I never complain about any of the many clams or melons that appear in my inbox. It's a perfectly legit way to introduce yourself. Along with the obligatory message of "meet me at this website" I am so deeply moved and complimented. Can't get enough.

Well, auto correct strikes again. Schfonze. It's a colloquial term for the one eyed trouser snake

 

[BrendaBear]

Schronze? Da fuq?

I never complain about any of the many clams or melons that appear in my inbox. It's a perfectly legit way to introduce yourself. Along with the obligatory message of "meet me at this website" I am so deeply moved and complimented. Can't get enough.

Well, auto correct strikes again. Schfonze. It's a colloquial term for the one eyed trouser snake

Oh c’mon! We all know you can make up a word for that thing and people will know what you mean…

“Did you see that dude’s shlugenmiester??”

“Oh my! That is one tiny hookenslanker!”




Edit: not sure why I seem to want to end the word with “er”?

 

[Mrtenant]

Oh c’mon! We all know you can make up a word for that thing and people will know what you mean…

“Did you see that dude’s shlugenmiester??”

“Oh my! That is one tiny hookenslanker!”

We're talking about elbows, right?

 

[BrendaBear]

We're talking about elbows, right?

Hmmm um.. don't you have two of those? Not singular?

 

[Mrtenant]

Hmmm um.. don't you have two of those? Not singular?

Two what? Dicks or elbows? Yes, I got two dicks and one elbow. Really. No joke.

 

[MindYaBitness]

We're talking about elbows, right?

Hmmm um.. don't you have two of those? Not singular?

Well, weenus does rhyme with penis...

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

 

[Mrtenant]

Well, weenus does rhyme with penis...

Has to be related. Which do you wanna see?

 

[BrendaBear]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/7xSi3rkl5g4AAAAC/sexy-be-cool.gif

Friday afternoon! Time to kick back… be all sexy…

 

[dawn_of_night]

Oh c’mon! We all know you can make up a word for that thing and people will know what you mean…

“Did you see that dude’s shlugenmiester??”

“Oh my! That is one tiny hookenslanker!”




Edit: not sure why I seem to want to end the word with “er”?

Means their uncircumcised, maybe ??

 

[dawn_of_night]

Has to be related. Which do you wanna see?

Weenuz definitely sounds like it's circumcized....
Shankwacker
Stiffy
Snakerake
I dunno..... I'm horrible at nicknames....
So unoriginal.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Four pages today? I’m very disappointed in you perverts. What! Do you have jobs? Lives? Families?

 

[Amanda330]

Two pages today? I’m very disappointed in you perverts. What! Do you have jobs? Lives? Families?

Seriously. How dare there be so little perving.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Seriously. How dare there be so little perving.

Tbf I miscounted but still. I mean gotta get down on Friday!

 

[__Nathan1968]

Four pages today? I’m very disappointed in you perverts. What! Do you have jobs? Lives? Families?

I’ve been working (mostly) since 7:00 am.

 

[Amanda330]

Tbf I miscounted but still. I mean gotta get down on Friday!

So what's keeping you for getting down, monkey?

Dance!