Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Are you a cow household or a non-cow household?

I want a mini cow so bad!

 

[crazychemgirl]

How else are we supposed to come at you? They're right on the front of our bodies. Unless we're walking backwards everything we do is dick first.

Now I’m imagining dicks as compass needles pointing towards the thing you want most in the world like Jack Sparrows compass

 

[crazychemgirl]

I want a mini cow so bad!

I mean, when you are driving down the road in the car with family … and you see a field of cows.. do you immediately say, “Cow!”

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean, when you are driving down the road in the car with family … and you see a field of cows.. do you immediately say, “Cow!”

I’ve never heard that designation…but definitely a Cow family. Llamas and alpacas and goats and horses too.

 

[BrendaBear]

Popcorn ain’t for just anyone.

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[BrendaBear]

I mean, when you are driving down the road in the car with family … and you see a field of cows.. do you immediately say, “Cow!”

Wait... you don't do that?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wait... you don't do that?

I do … but I’ve heard of people that don’t.

 

[BrendaBear]

I do … but I’ve heard of people that don’t.

Whew! Then I'm not the only one.

 

[MindYaBitness]

How else are we supposed to come at you? They're right on the front of our bodies. Unless we're walking backwards everything we do is dick first.

Since you're not technically walking into my DM's, I'll take an introduction, a comment about a thread we're both in, a good joke, your horoscope...literally any conversation is preferred to an unfamiliar schronze!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I want a mini cow so bad!

My friend has a few highland cows on her hobby farm. They're the teddy bear of cows!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My friend has a few highland cows on her hobby farm. They're the teddy bear of cows!

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[thordanil]

My friend has a few highland cows on her hobby farm. They're the teddy bear of cows!

We have a few at the amusement park near me and I always say I’ll get one one day.

 

[Cogan]

I mean, when you are driving down the road in the car with family … and you see a field of cows.. do you immediately say, “Cow!”

Were I live there are 13 cows in the dozen, so cows are not the first animal we react to. But horses and other farm animals are more the animals we react too. And when elks, deer, fox and wild boar are running over the road......well it's a mix of fear and excitement, especially on motorcycle.

 

[lavendersilk]

I mean, when you are driving down the road in the car with family … and you see a field of cows.. do you immediately say, “Cow!”

But do you punch a sibling in the arm while saying it?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Now I’m imagining dicks as compass needles pointing towards the thing you want most in the world like Jack Sparrows compass.

You're not wrong.

 

[crazychemgirl]

But do you punch a sibling in the arm while saying it?

I didn’t have that kind of sibling experience, no … lol

 

[crazychemgirl]

You're not wrong.

I rarely am.

 

[lavendersilk]

I didn’t have that kind of sibling experience, no … lol

I didn't either. I was being silly and referring to a game called Punch Buggy.

 

[Cogan]

But do you punch a sibling in the arm while saying it?

We have "Spot a yellow car" as a way to make Autobahn/Highway travels more bearable for the kids. The one who first see a yellow car hits the other on the shoulder and gets a point.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I didn't either. I was being silly and referring to a game called Punch Buggy.

THAT I have heard of also but I rarely did it cuz I didn’t have that kind of sibling relationship

 

[dawn_of_night]

But do you punch a sibling in the arm while saying it?

Isn't that slug bug....


Also we don't say cows in our car, we say "heeay" .... When we see round bales.

 

[CuriousRick]

Isn't that slug bug....


Also we don't say cows in our car, we say "heeay" .... When we see round bales.

Slug bugs what I always heard it called

 

[Cogan]

I didn't either. I was being silly and referring to a game called Punch Buggy.

If we had that game driving through Germany the kids would be very bruised......

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

THAT I have heard of also but I rarely did it cuz I didn’t have that kind of sibling relationship

I played it with my friends in HS. Until the guy with the DL declared he was immune as the driver. Punk ass.

 

[BrendaBear]

Since you're not technically walking into my DM's, I'll take an introduction, a comment about a thread we're both in, a good joke, your horoscope...literally any conversation is preferred to an unfamiliar schronze!

I have been off doing work type stuff... I look back and see this and laughed like a crazy woman (appropriate, I know).

@Tigobitties98 , you crack me up!!