Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

I mean, you can’t go wrong with a spoonful of PB


I mostly have jam/jelly in my fridge to eat on toast / English muffins / crumpets

I love english muffins. Toasted on the outside, soft on the inside. With butter, sometimes honey.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good morning

Good morning Thor. Nice to see you here.

 

[Amanda330]

Don’t sleep on apples and honey

Or... apples and peanut butter honey...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Or apples with pb...

Mmmm..... And popcorn ....

 

[Bry1313]

I love english muffins. Toasted on the outside, soft on the inside. With butter, sometimes honey.

Or with sausage, egg, cheese and butter

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Don’t sleep on apples and honey

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Why not all three?

 

[Nicefella]

I mean, you can’t go wrong with a spoonful of PB

problem is that it’s never just one spoon

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I've never had a crumpet.

I’ve only had mass produced ones but I prefer them to English muffins!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

problem is that it’s never just one spoon

The struggle is real.

 

[thordanil]

Or... apples and peanut butter honey...

Never had this but sounds delicious. I’m usually just apples and PB

 

[Nicefella]

The struggle is real.

It’s the devil’s cream most days. I don’t lock eyes with it because the damn jar is so hypnotic. Does crunchy work for the Monkey?

 

[Amanda330]

Or with sausage, egg, cheese and butter

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I'll wait for you to bring me mine...

 

[Amanda330]

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Why not all three?

You did it so much better than me. I just used boring words. Lol

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It’s the devil’s cream most days. I don’t lock eyes with it because the damn jar is so hypnotic. Does crunchy work for the Monkey?

I used to be a crunchy guy, but these days I like it smoooooth

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You did it so much better than me. I just used boring words. Lol

If I see farther it’s only because I stand in the shoulders of giants

 

[lavendersilk]

I used to be a crunchy guy, but these days I like it smoooooth

There are a couple jokes there but... @crazychemgirl want to give it a shot?

 

[Amanda330]

I used to be a crunchy guy, but these days I like it smoooooth

Same. Although... Sometimes I still enjoy a little crunch.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Same. Although... Sometimes I still enjoy a little crunch.

I’ve learned that I like my nuts in a bowl.


*steps back to avoid the swings*

 

[BrendaBear]

I’ve learned that I like my nuts in a bowl.


*steps back to avoid the swings*

Dearest Monkey, please keep your nuts out of my bowl. If you don't mind.

I don't mind the naked dancing at the breakfast table... but leave my cereal alone.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I will preach the gospel of strawberry rhubarb jam until the day I die.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Dearest Monkey, please keep your nuts out of my bowl. If you don't mind.

I don't mind the naked dancing at the breakfast table... but leave my cereal alone.

You don’t like….wait for it…deez….grape nuts….never mind it wasn’t worth the wait.

 

[Amanda330]

You don’t like….wait for it…deez….grape nuts….never mind it wasn’t worth the wait.

Mmmm... grape nuts....

 

[MissLabelled]

Offering??

Absolutely!

Same. Although... Sometimes I still enjoy a little crunch.

Crunching nuts is my favourite pastime!

 

[Bry1313]

You don’t like….wait for it…deez….grape nuts….never mind it wasn’t worth the wait.

Grape nuts are just gravel in a bowl, a fail cereal per se.

 

[Bry1313]

Crunching nuts is my favourite pastime!

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