Sex & Shenanigans

[Lmizzler]

I’ll bang on your drum all day if you’d like?

https://voca.ro/14ladMagQIMX

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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Hhhmmm depends on the mood... though blackberry and apple are also good..... then there's this bourbon jam....

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

This bouncy castle is just your way of getting a “Baywatch moment” isn’t it?
I’ll be right there!

Can't a man just bounce for the love of bouncing?

 

[Amanda330]

You’ve been brought to a quivering orgasm and felt you lost, somehow?

I have. But more because I was disappointed in the choice of partner than the orgasm itself.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean, I'm really not picky. Just... ummm... only enjoy putting things in my mouth that I know I'll enjoy.

I'm selective.

Wouldn’t have you any other way darling.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I don’t understand this reference

Whew. We can move on then.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh. That's... interesting.

I just look at the shelves and pick a flavour I like and I still have no idea if the stuff in my fridge is jam or jelly.

I think the only time I know I have jelly is when I’ve bought grape jelly for a meatball recipe … it’s where you take chili sauce and grape jelly and mix them together and you made a sweet and sour sauce that tastes amazing on meatballs.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Can't a man just bounce for the love of bouncing?

#bouncelife #dontpokeyoureyeoutkid

 

[crazychemgirl]

Whew. We can move on then.

I’m still not sure if you are making fun of me… or insulting me … or … what.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I don’t mind either …. I actually never look at the label when I buy it at the store to discern which I’m buying.

I just rarely eat pbj. I’m more a spoonful of pb guy.

 

[Amanda330]

I just rarely eat pbj. I’m more a spoonful of pb guy.

Or apples with pb...

 

[crazychemgirl]

I just rarely eat pbj. I’m more a spoonful of pb guy.

I mean, you can’t go wrong with a spoonful of PB


I mostly have jam/jelly in my fridge to eat on toast / English muffins / crumpets

 

[Amanda330]

I’m still not sure if you are making fun of me… or insulting me … or … what.

He isn't. He wouldn't. He loves you.

 

[__Nathan1968]

This bouncy castle is just your way of getting a “Baywatch moment” isn’t it?
I’ll be right there!

If things go well in the bouncy castle, perhaps we should move the party to the ball pit.

 

[lavendersilk]

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Strawberry preserves or "jam." Not jelly. Imho.

 

[Amanda330]

Strawberry preserves or "jam." Not jelly. Imho.

I love you.

 

[lavendersilk]

I love you.

I just read back and see you have the same taste as me. Besties!!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Or apples with pb...

The GOAT

 

[Bry1313]

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Strawberry preserves please…..better yet, elevate it and make it strawberry rhubarb

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean, you can’t go wrong with a spoonful of PB


I mostly have jam/jelly in my fridge to eat on toast / English muffins / crumpets

I do love crumpets and honey..,;mmmmmm honey.

 

[Bry1313]

I’m still not sure if you are making fun of me… or insulting me … or … what.

He is

 

[lavendersilk]

I do love crumpets and honey..,;mmmmmm honey.

I've never had a crumpet.

 

[Bry1313]

He isn't. He wouldn't. He loves you.

If i go by how @crazychemgirl treats me, mockery is her love language, so mock away and show her your love.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good morning, love.

Good morning, Ho!

 

[Bry1313]

The GOAT

Don’t sleep on apples and honey