Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Now I wanna watch Only Murders in the Building again.

Just finished! Looking forward to season 4.

 

[MissLabelled]

Video not available here.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Is "dickcheese" better or worse than the actual word:

I mean.....all Im able to visualize here is like cottage cheese coming from every nook and cranny of a cockhead

 

[UnquietDreams]

Everyone is sending me weekly nudes now, feel free to participate

 

[UnquietDreams]

Video not available here.

Stupid Canadian jails!

"Dad, I'm in Jail," Was Not Was.

 

[Bry1313]

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take

 

[crazychemgirl]

Looks like as soon as I went to bed last night the vag pics started flying

Story of my life … lmao

 

[crazychemgirl]

Thankfully I had some lovely ladies who pity me love me who blessed my inbox.

 

[UnquietDreams]

It's a good day to me be

Isn't it always a good day for you to be you?

 

[Bry1313]

Thankfully I had some lovely ladies who pity me love me who blessed my inbox.

Friends brag

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’ve been told I’m a cunt occasionally as well …

So have I, but still no friendly vag.

 

[__Nathan1968]

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take

And, statistically speaking, 99.999% of the shots that you do.

 

[UnquietDreams]

That was a really unpleasant mental image …

Not unlike the time I said I’d filet @SalaciousMonkey22 like a cheese string and make a skin-leather fringe jacket.

 

[Bry1313]

And, statistically speaking, 99.999% of the shots that you do.

So you are saying there’s a chance

 

[crazychemgirl]

So have I, but still no friendly vag.

Your cunt and my cunt are not the same cunt.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

If I get banned it's because I followed this advice and started soliciting for friendly vag.

I assure you you will not be banned

 

[crazychemgirl]

I assure you you will not be banned

I dunno … there’s some uptight cunts in this bitch.

(and by this bitch I mean the rest of lit … not in this thread)

 

[dawn_of_night]

If I get banned it's because I followed this advice and started soliciting for friendly vag.

5318008??

 

[UnquietDreams]

Your cunt and my cunt are not the same cunt.

And no one is happier about that than I. Except maybe you.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I dunno … there’s some uptight cunts in this bitch.

(and by this bitch I mean the rest of lit … not in this thread)

Sounds like they need some freestyle dick.....
Open that up a little.....or a lust full

 

[MissLabelled]

Looks like as soon as I went to bed last night the vag pics started flying

Story of my life … lmao

But, it doesn't have to stop does it? AFA...me.

 

[crazychemgirl]

But, it doesn't have to stop does it? AFA...me.

It never has to stop …

I just go to bed ridiculously early and so I tend to miss out on stuff … and I’m too lazy to have FOMO

 

[MissLabelled]

Thankfully I had some lovely ladies who pity me love me who blessed my inbox.

It's because I'm a ho

 

[crazychemgirl]

It's because I'm a ho

Oh … so it wasn’t because you love me and adore me and want to bang me ..


Oh .. ok.