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Plus size girlies or no? Like size 18!

I think you're safe. 😁

Which makes me think, guys don't really have a size system in the same way. I guess maybe we could just say waist size? 🤔 Not that there's much consistency in women's sizes to begin with, though.

I have yet to receive any friendly vag … besides from my best girlie @Indie

I’m disappointed in the lot of you ..,


But it’s ok … I love you all anyway … you don’t have to send me friendly vag to be my friend (unlike some here who should not be named)..

Just your presence is a present for me.

It's because you're eliminating half the population. If you want friendly dick, you'd be inundated. 🤣 But I also don't want any dicks in MY inbox either, so I get it. 😆

In my world, explicit consent or a specific request is needed for explicit pictures 😝

There's a reason we get along well, we both live by the code.

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I think you're safe. 😁

Which makes me think, guys don't really have a size system in the same way. I guess maybe we could just say waist size? 🤔 Not that there's much consistency in women's sizes to begin with, though.



It's because you're eliminating half the population. If you want friendly dick, you'd be inundated. 🤣 But I also don't want any dicks in MY inbox either, so I get it. 😆



There's a reason we get along well, we both live by the code.

https://i0.wp.com/media.tenor.com/UFXpodC9gLUAAAAM/this-is-the-way-this-is-the-way-mandalorian.gif
Lmao … I didn’t realize friendly dick was a thing?
 
I have yet to receive any friendly vag … besides from my best girlie @Indie

I’m disappointed in the lot of you ..,


But it’s ok … I love you all anyway … you don’t have to send me friendly vag to be my friend (unlike some here who should not be named)..

Just your presence is a present for me.
Because I love you.

But I also ask for friendly vag. You should try it!
 
No dickcheese for me. Clean. I mean, could the bar be lower? Size matters less than clean.

Thank you @vagrantx for that word usage yesterday. It has been seared into my brain. Lol
Is "dickcheese" better or worse than the actual word: smegma? Because that one is pretty on the ...head, as it were.

Also, there was a noise rock/punk band in Portland called Smegma.
 
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