Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

Here's the deal, one must have a friendly vag to exchange in order to receive friendly vag in return. You both are sporting pogo-sticks which are abundant & don't have the same exchange rate as friendly vag. Sorry, I don't make the rules

I said that much more succinctly

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I have that same problem…with shoes, handbags, books, records, art…

What a wonderful rack of............ books you have.

 

[Bry1313]

it is. Ask @OrdinaryPerson she’s president of the vag club

Ok, she does have a friendly vag.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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[UnquietDreams]

Good morning, gang. My tire blew out on the road and now I'm waiting on a tow truck. I was able to pull over.

I may have a spare tire but I don't have a jack, and even if I did I wouldn't be able to change it. Thankfully I have AAA.

My Thursday can only get better.

Oh, Purple! I'm glad you're okay! Crappy way to start a morning. Come sit on my lap while you wait, and we can listen to my upstairs neighbors making their bed squeak. Usually this happens late at night and is a short concert, but I am kinda impressed this morning....

By the by, I'm still in bed, so sitting on my lap would be more a straddle...

 

[Bry1313]

I would fuck up the DickVag federal mint. Because I’d be passing out pussy pics for dave and busters dollars. Although. I have quite a few dicks in stocks and bonds already

https://media1.tenor.com/m/F8LWI3vaZ3YAAAAC/sml-jeffy.gif

 

[Bry1313]

I’m more Sheena then Mick

U Got the Look baby

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Indies insistence on friendly vag is contagious

It's the best, right?

Indie and I shared twat pics the first night we met. In fact we knew what each others pussies looked like months before we knew each others names! And to this day we only use the first thread to message. It is titled TWAT

And I still remember exactly what your pretty little twat looks like

...I have an eerily similar story. Minus the thread title

She convinced me to share pretty early on in our friendship. Then she told me my vag was tiny. I’m still processing that

It is tiny and perfect! Just like your nips!

 

[Bry1313]

It’s been a vagful night

https://media1.tenor.com/m/67OCEd8bViAAAAAC/zach-galifinakis-hangover.gif

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I think @Indie was onto something with the friendly vag thing...

She’s very smart

She should get brand recognition

I think @OrdinaryPerson started it. But I've done well with the follow through. I'm pretty sure I've seen more friendly vag than dick in the last year.

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/67OCEd8bViAAAAAC/zach-galifinakis-hangover.gif

I was there in real time. All the time mumbling Bry1313's Law: "gotta have one to get one."

 

[Bry1313]

I think @OrdinaryPerson started it. But I've done well with the follow through. I'm pretty sure I've seen more friendly vag than dick in the last year.

I’ll just hang my hat on the quality I’ve seen, yeah, quality is what matters.

 

[lavendersilk]

Oh, Purple! I'm glad you're okay! Crappy way to start a morning. Come sit on my lap while you wait, and we can listen to my upstairs neighbors making their bed squeak. Usually this happens late at night and is a short concert, but I am kinda impressed this morning....

By the by, I'm still in bed, so sitting on my lap would be more a straddle...

Straddling sounds perfect. Maybe make out as well?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Straddling sounds perfect. Maybe make out as well?

We'd be fools not to!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Oh, Purple! I'm glad you're okay! Crappy way to start a morning. Come sit on my lap while you wait, and we can listen to my upstairs neighbors making their bed squeak. Usually this happens late at night and is a short concert, but I am kinda impressed this morning....

By the by, I'm still in bed, so sitting on my lap would be more a straddle...

I giggled aloud at this....
The "concert" not the lap part...

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I’ll just hang my hat on the quality I’ve seen, yeah, quality is what matters.

Vag or dick?

 

[Apisto42]

Vag or dick?

Do you need to see more dick? Or just want to?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Do you need to see more dick? Or just want to?

Needs and wants are basically the same

 

[UnquietDreams]

I giggled aloud at this....
The "concert" not the lap part...

Usually it is more a concerto. Or more, "short excerpts." I am planning on applauding when they are done.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Usually it is more a concerto. Or more, "short excerpts." I am planning on applauding when they are done.

I fucking love you...
Good morning, Ho.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I fucking love you...
Good morning, Ho.

Good morning sweetheart!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Needs and wants are basically the same

I agree, and support this statement especially when it comes to the mentioned subject matter

 

[Bbl87]

We need a hug react.

I mean, if we did to replicate my IRL we'd need a butt grab add-on.

 

[Bbl87]

Needs and wants are basically the same

Sounds like uor inbox may need me...

 

[Amanda330]

I’ll just hang my hat on the quality I’ve seen, yeah, quality is what matters.

Quality over quantity is something I may have heard. I'm not sure they had dick and pussy in mind when they said it but...

Have you seen bad quality dick or pussy? I feel like that's something you only want to receive like the prime quality level... Otherwise it's sketchy? Maybe that's just me...? Lol