Sex & Shenanigans

[Jaws82]

Oh I will fucking make out with it

Sloppy wet kisses

 

[Amanda330]

Damn, I'm sorry about that. My ex and I have joint custody over our dog. She goes back and forth and likes the change.

We did that for a bit and then he moved across the country so... That would be challenging. And expensive.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I'm just hot in general.

Fuck. Me.
Goddamn it every time I read it...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Okay fuckers.....enough hot talk....
I'm gonna go read a calculator.... Maybe a slide rule....
The dictionary....
Idk.

Either way.... It's bedtime

 

[Bry1313]

I’m just assuming Bry is David Rose from Schitt’s Creek until proven otherwise

That is also my face

 

[UnquietDreams]

We did that for a bit and then he moved across the country so... That would be challenging. And expensive.

Yeah, because of daughter, who is in her first year of college and also lives with us both, I only moved 5 miles or so away. Trying to be a good dad still...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Okay fuckers.....enough hot talk....
I'm gonna go read a calculator.... Maybe a slide rule....
The dictionary....
Idk.

Either way.... It's bedtime

Good night, sweetheart. Spicy dreams!

 

[BrendaBear]

They're deformed by years of wearing heels

They are still lovely.

But I won’t deny, I hate what heels so to women and their bodies. This is such an unnatural thing to put on a foot… and yet what do we do? “They’re so cute!”

 

[Amanda330]

They are still lovely.

But I won’t deny, I hate what heels so to women and their bodies. This is such an unnatural thing to put on a foot… and yet what do we do? “They’re so cute!”

I do love heels... Lol

I have lotttsss of shoes. It's a problem.

 

[FormerAllStar2]

Okay fuckers.....enough hot talk....
I'm gonna go read a calculator.... Maybe a slide rule....
The dictionary....
Idk.

Either way.... It's bedtime

https://64.media.tumblr.com/77fdd9b5deb0c616d32edc4fd6ccf0fa/tumblr_inline_p74lfrJj1r1r94bak_500.jpg

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

They're deformed by years of wearing heels

https://media2.giphy.com/media/8zId2pytd3u0txVjLM/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe914h3p4vczd21kwpbzoxrpjl9ai1b54b88tuwm1qkn&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I do love heels... Lol

I have lotttsss of shoes. It's a problem.

I started packing my shoes today. And I probably don’t have as many as you, but I have more than I could have imagined I’d have a decade ago

 

[Amanda330]

I started packing my shoes today. And I probably don’t have as many as you, but I have more than I could have imagined I’d have a decade ago

I've gotten rid of so many, too... It's an addiction. I just love pretty things.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I've gotten rid of so many, too... It's an addiction. I just love pretty things.

Nothing wrong with surrounding yourself with beauty. Life’s too short not too. If you come to L.A. I’d go shoe shopping with you. But you’re paying. Women’s shoes are dumb

 

[Amanda330]

Nothing wrong with surrounding yourself with beauty. Life’s too short not too. If you come to L.A. I’d go shoe shopping with you. But you’re paying. Women’s shoes are dumb

Dumb but pretty

 

[Bbl87]

I've gotten rid of so many, too... It's an addiction. I just love pretty things.

My vice is pocket knives. My wife noticed the multitude I now have and asked me how many there were. I responded by asking how many pairs of shoes she owns. Neither of us ended up answering the questions.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Dumb but pretty

no argument

 

[UnquietDreams]

Dumb but pretty

You called?

 

[Amanda330]

My vice is pocket knives. My wife noticed the multitude I now have and asked me how many there were. I responded by asking how many pairs of shoes she owns. Neither of us ended up answering the questions.

I literally couldn't say how many pairs of shoes I have... Like over 100, I'm pretty sure.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I literally couldn't say how many pairs of shoes I have... Like over 100, I'm pretty sure.

I want a fashion show.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

It's perfect. I mean, you wanna complain about pussy lips... Yours are smaller than mine

Idk…. I showed you a close up

 

[Bbl87]

I literally couldn't say how many pairs of shoes I have... Like over 100, I'm pretty sure.

Ya, she's nowhere near that. Her main thing is ballet flats, specifically Storehouse Flats. But I think our knife to flat ratio is pretty close.

 

[Amanda330]

Idk…. I showed you a close up

So did I! Lol

 

[GallantWriter]

Idk…. I showed you a close up

Nope, I'm not a little jealous.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I literally couldn't say how many pairs of shoes I have... Like over 100, I'm pretty sure.

I have...three pairs. And a pair of boots.