Sex & Shenanigans

[Amanda330]

None of you Statesiders have ever had to deal with Wimpy fries... which were always damp. Count yourselves lucky.

Those sound terrible.

 

[deft]

Those sound terrible.

Ennui in potato chip form.

 

[dawn_of_night]

False. I've tried the fries animal style and with condiments... They're worse than eating a limp dick and less satisfying.

But it's so true..... Limp dick is the worst....

Also, if we fight... Can we have make up sex???
Asking for... Me....I'm asking.

 

[deft]

But it's so true..... Limp dick is the worst....

Also, if we fight... Can we have make up sex???
Asking for... Me....I'm asking.

I need to fall out with both of you to get in on the make-up sex.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Just In-N-Out fries? Or all fries?

I'll take in-N-out from any di....
I mean co... Or wait....
Hmmm.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I need to fall out with both of you to get in on the make-up sex.

Bring it. Dickface....

 

[dawn_of_night]

I need to fall out with both of you to get in on the make-up sex.

The best Pizza has pineapple

 

[deft]

Bring it. Dickface....

*takes top off, snarling*

Let's tussle!

 

[dawn_of_night]

I need to fall out with both of you to get in on the make-up sex.

Banana should be eaten before they turn yellow

 

[dawn_of_night]

I

None of you Statesiders have ever had to deal with Wimpy fries... which were always damp. Count yourselves lucky.

Man I hate a damp dick... I mean fries...
Let me have them triple fried and smothered... The fries that is.... Fried dick is not my kink.

 

[hotcpu]

I honestly think it's because they use fresh potatoes and then only single fry them. They should probably be double fried. They're just limp and small and flavorless. Idk.

Five guys also uses fresh and theirs don't suck so maybe In-N-Out just wanted to corner the market on fries that make you sad? Because the good spots were taken?

At Five Guys I order them crispy and they keep them in the fry oil longer and they turn out much crispier and eatable.

 

[hotcpu]

Banana should be eaten before they turn yellow

Otherwise it is Bannana Bread for them ...

 

[hotcpu]

I

Man I hate a damp dick... I mean fries...
Let me have them triple fried and smothered... The fries that is.... Fried dick is not my kink.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ennui in potato chip form.

Oh, that was fucking beautiful!

 

[Mr_bogey]

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[UnquietDreams]

I will die on this hill....
I love me a Dunkin macchiato

Love what you love, sweetheart. Oh, and you will never have to worry I will steal it from you!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Otherwise it is Bannana Bread for them ...

Banana bread is a miracle bread.

 

[Mrtenant]

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[vagrantx]

I bought a liter of orange- and ginger juice. Then I added a table spoon of tabasco to it.

Now I have spicy OJ.

I'm a fucking genius.

 

[lavendersilk]

I bought a liter of orange- and ginger juice. Then I added a table spoon of tabasco to it.

Now I have spicy OJ.

I'm a fucking genius.

I'd try it.

 

[AmberLGreen]

A Brit who thinks food is over seasoned? My stars…….


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An American who realises there are other countries in the world


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[Amanda330]

*takes top off, snarling*

Let's tussle!

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I'm ready for you.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I bought a liter of orange- and ginger juice. Then I added a table spoon of tabasco to it.

Now I have spicy OJ.

I'm a fucking genius.

You had me at "orange and ginger juice."

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'd try it.

I'll share it with you.

Oh, maybe sriracha? More complex, less vinegar.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I bought a liter of orange- and ginger juice. Then I added a table spoon of tabasco to it.

Now I have spicy OJ.

I'm a fucking genius.

I would try this as well.

However, I’m interested in the whereabouts of the self-appointed flavor police. Surely they aren’t going to let this go.