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Why do they suck?
Understood. What makes them so terrible? Objectively.
I honestly think it's because they use fresh potatoes and then only single fry them. They should probably be double fried. They're just limp and small and flavorless. Idk.

Five guys also uses fresh and theirs don't suck so maybe In-N-Out just wanted to corner the market on fries that make you sad? Because the good spots were taken?
 
I’ve never had that particular fry. How the hell can you fuck up fried potatoes, except for not paying attention cooking them?
You clearly haven't suffered through In-N-Out. The people that like them don't like them, they worship them like they are ancient aztec gods. To the rest of us, their food tastes like it was made by ancient aztecs who have been dead for centuries.

Just sayin'
 
I honestly think it's because they use fresh potatoes and then only single fry them. They should probably be double fried. They're just limp and small and flavorless. Idk.

Five guys also uses fresh and theirs don't suck so maybe In-N-Out just wanted to corner the market on fries that make you sad? Because the good spots were taken?
You have to double fry fresh potatoes for sure, 5 guys fries are amazing. Also In and Out fries are under seasoned, so our British posters would like them.
 
I honestly think it's because they use fresh potatoes and then only single fry them. They should probably be double fried. They're just limp and small and flavorless. Idk.

Five guys also uses fresh and theirs don't suck so maybe In-N-Out just wanted to corner the market on fries that make you sad? Because the good spots were taken?
Also what are they frying them in? I notice a lot of UK and Belgium Chip/fry shops are far superior. Animal fat and lard is better than processed oils. Tallow is great. Hell I think some Scotts even use whale fat.
 
Just In-N-Out fries, of course. God, I can't believe that's even a question. lol

Gimme potatoes of all varieties and I'll be happy. I don't think I've met a potato I didn't like. Except In-N-Out fries. I mean, you have to try to fuck up a potato...
Not crazy about Chick-fil-A's fries either. But they are also cultish and overrated. We still have cars line to the streets for their drive through. (Though I will say their drive through is one of the most efficient processes I have ever seen).
 
Not crazy about Chick-fil-A's fries either. But they are also cultish and overrated. We still have cars line to the streets for their drive through. (Though I will say their drive through is one of the most efficient processes I have ever seen).
Their fries are occasionally hit or miss depending on whether they're fresh and salted enough. But even bad, they beat in n out by a mile.

Their chicken nuggets are one of my favorite things ever though.
 
None of you Statesiders have ever had to deal with Wimpy fries... which were always damp. Count yourselves lucky.
 
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