Challenge to Lit Deplorables: try to be funny! ☆☆☆Certified Masterpiece Thread☆☆☆

[coati]

So..... Having a pet you care about is... mock worthy? Y'all really are pathetic.

Who says Deplorables aren't funny? You bragging about your virtues and then mentioning a social life that features an adorable gunea pig was good for a hearty chuckle.

 

[RoryN]

So..... Having a pet you care about is... mock worthy?

That safe space was yours... And you...you WANTED to die!

When the truth hurts,

sometimes a lie is enough

to carry along,

at least til final breaths bring release.


- Deep thoughts, by JaySecrets

 

[RoryN]

Who says Deplorables aren't funny? You bragging about your virtues and then mentioning a social life that features an adorable guinea pig was good for a hearty chuckle.

 

[JaySecrets]

That safe space was yours... And you...you WANTED to die!

When the truth hurts,

sometimes a lie is enough

to carry along,

at least til final breaths bring release.


- Deep thoughts, by JaySecrets

Nothing like lifting lines out of context, is there? How about I give you what was actually said, seeing as even poetry isn't sacred grounds for you not to misuse and defile...


Reluctant Healing


So, there's this broken place inside of me. Invisible
to naked vision,
but you... How did you see?
How dare you touch those parts denied caress
for far too long? How could you hold
those shards that simply
wanted
not
to
feel.
How dare you heal,
insinuate soothing on scars content to bleed!
How could you know that I need
more than just a place to hide. That less than alive
was never living.
And less than living is far more fatal
than nightshade sips. Cocooned safety
slips poisoned by sympathy's strychnine.
That safe space was mine... And I...
I WANTED to die!
When the truth hurts,
sometimes a lie is enough
to carry along,
at least til final breaths bring release.
And you had to enter and point out exit signs
flashing, This Way To Peace.
And with gentle command you made me listen
until all I could hear was your whispers,
promises I hoped...
I hoped for the first time since
broken.
And what woke in me
was more.
And I screamed
because feeling is war
when shards start to feel again.
And I raged
because I hated you for not running away
and leaving this mess behind.
And I wept
because I loved you for staying after all
and...
How could you?
The pain was never yours to bear
but you stood there unflinching under its blow.
How could you know
there's this broken place inside of me.
And I wanted to be
invisible.
But you saw past the flaws
and in your eyes
my own found life again.

Because maybe, past the broken,
something better begins.

 

[JaySecrets]

Who says Deplorables aren't funny? You bragging about your virtues and then mentioning a social life that features an adorable gunea pig was good for a hearty chuckle.

It wasn't about listing virtues. It was about the difference between the way we so-called "Deplorables" live, actually actively loving others, and the way most of you on the left live, virtue signaling "love" while actually living selfishly and spewing hate.

The piggy was just a side note because she was popcorning and wheeking adorably at the moment.

 

[JaySecrets]

Nothing like lifting lines out of context, is there? How about I give you what was actually said, seeing as even poetry isn't sacred grounds for you not to misuse and defile...


Reluctant Healing


So, there's this broken place inside of me. Invisible
to naked vision,
but you... How did you see?
How dare you touch those parts denied caress
for far too long? How could you hold
those shards that simply
wanted
not
to
feel.
How dare you heal,
insinuate soothing on scars content to bleed!
How could you know that I need
more than just a place to hide. That less than alive
was never living.
And less than living is far more fatal
than nightshade sips. Cocooned safety
slips poisoned by sympathy's strychnine.
That safe space was mine... And I...
I WANTED to die!
When the truth hurts,
sometimes a lie is enough
to carry along,
at least til final breaths bring release.
And you had to enter and point out exit signs
flashing, This Way To Peace.
And with gentle command you made me listen
until all I could hear was your whispers,
promises I hoped...
I hoped for the first time since
broken.
And what woke in me
was more.
And I screamed
because feeling is war
when shards start to feel again.
And I raged
because I hated you for not running away
and leaving this mess behind.
And I wept
because I loved you for staying after all
and...
How could you?
The pain was never yours to bear
but you stood there unflinching under its blow.
How could you know
there's this broken place inside of me.
And I wanted to be
invisible.
But you saw past the flaws
and in your eyes
my own found life again.

Because maybe, past the broken,
something better begins.

This is actually a deeply intimate story that comes from a dear friend who struggled with abuse, who had a man kick the baby in her womb to death, then rape her and have his friends rape her repeatedly... Who wrestled with broken and guilt and suicidal thoughts and attempts... So you understand why it might be offensive to take those words, lift them out of context, and use them to mock and attack me.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I dont have a dog in this fight- the joke itself IS POLITICS. But let’s pretend you actually wanted this thread to succeed - you wanted to find lit deplorables that could be funny. Well it could work. If you select subject matter that is not politically motivated or relevant, just a joke for the sake of laughter- who knows. You may find a common bond
I’ll see myself out

 

[RoryN]

Nothing like lifting lines out of context, is there? How about I give you what was actually said, seeing as even poetry isn't sacred grounds for you not to misuse and defile...


Reluctant Healing


So, there's this broken place inside of me. Invisible
to naked vision,
but you... How did you see?
How dare you touch those parts denied caress
for far too long? How could you hold
those shards that simply
wanted
not
to
feel.
How dare you heal,
insinuate soothing on scars content to bleed!
How could you know that I need
more than just a place to hide. That less than alive
was never living.
And less than living is far more fatal
than nightshade sips. Cocooned safety
slips poisoned by sympathy's strychnine.
That safe space was mine... And I...
I WANTED to die!
When the truth hurts,
sometimes a lie is enough
to carry along,
at least til final breaths bring release.
And you had to enter and point out exit signs
flashing, This Way To Peace.
And with gentle command you made me listen
until all I could hear was your whispers,
promises I hoped...
I hoped for the first time since
broken.
And what woke in me
was more.
And I screamed
because feeling is war
when shards start to feel again.
And I raged
because I hated you for not running away
and leaving this mess behind.
And I wept
because I loved you for staying after all
and...
How could you?
The pain was never yours to bear
but you stood there unflinching under its blow.
How could you know
there's this broken place inside of me.
And I wanted to be
invisible.
But you saw past the flaws
and in your eyes
my own found life again.

Because maybe, past the broken,
something better begins.

This is actually a deeply intimate story that comes from a dear friend who struggled with abuse, who had a man kick the baby in her womb to death, then rape her and have his friends rape her repeatedly... Who wrestled with broken and guilt and suicidal thoughts and attempts...

Not funny, Deplorable. You've failed again. 0/10.

The piggy was just a side note because she was popcorning and wheeking adorably at the moment.

However, your ultra-creepy guinea pig cult talk is kinda hilarious in a pathetic way. 5/10.

 

[JaySecrets]

Not funny, Deplorable. You've failed again. 0/10.



However, your ultra-creepy guinea pig cult talk is kinda hilarious in a pathetic way. 5/10.

Your inability to read a person, to make a mockery of a woman's abuse and resulting struggle, all when it is brought up to give the backstory context to a piece of mine you misapplied and lifted lines from, because of how intimate a piece it is... That's a huge tell of how horrible a person you really are. And how little you care about abuse of women. The proper response by a decent person would be, "I'm sorry. I didn't realize. Is she doing better now?"

And really, you are going to turn a passing mention of my pet into something creepy? A human response would be, "Aww... A piggy! How old is she?"

Guess your side also lacks empathy and humanity. Good to know.

 

[RoryN]

Your inability to read a person, to make a mockery of a woman's abuse and resulting struggle, all when it is brought up to give the backstory context to a piece of mine you misapplied and lifted lines from, because of how intimate a piece it is... That's a huge tell of how horrible a person you really are. And how little you care about abuse of women. The proper response by a decent person would be, "I'm sorry. I didn't realize. Is she doing better now?"

You've lied constantly, including in this thread. Forgive me for thinking your story is total bullshit.

And really, you are going to turn a passing mention of my pet into something creepy? A human response would be, "Aww... A piggy! How old is she?"

Asking how old your love interests are seems like a dangerous proposition, no matter how much fur they have.

 

[JaySecrets]

You've lied constantly, including in this thread. Forgive me for thinking your story is total bullshit.



Asking how old your love interests are seems like a dangerous proposition, no matter how much fur they have.

I have been quite honest throughout all my posts. And resorting to accusations or implications of pedophilia and beastiality? You don't need to talk or respond to me again on any thread. Ever. At any time. Under any circumstance. Period.

 

[Fuzzy1975]

I have been quite honest throughout all my posts. And resorting to accusations or implications of pedophilia and beastiality? You don't need to talk or respond to me again on any thread. Ever. At any time. Under any circumstance. Period.

Then don't post anymore, and I'm sure Rory won't respond.

See how that works here?

 

[coati]

It wasn't about listing virtues. It was about the difference between the way we so-called "Deplorables" live, actually actively loving others, and the way most of you on the left live, virtue signaling "love" while actually living selfishly and spewing hate.

The piggy was just a side note because she was popcorning and wheeking adorably at the moment.

Jay, half of what you write on the PB is your virtue-listing. It's like you showed up here on the porn board interviewing for sainthood. You pegged my bullshit meter the first time I saw you rattle off your "virtual credentials", and each time you add to your list the pile get higher.

And now you're extrapolating your virtue list onto Deplorables in general, which is ludicrous.

 

[JaySecrets]

Jay, half of what you write on the PB is your virtue-listing. It's like you showed up here on the porn board interviewing for sainthood. You pegged my bullshit meter the first time I saw you rattle off your "virtual credentials", and each time you add to your list the pile get higher.

And now you're extrapolating your virtue list onto Deplorables in general, which is ludicrous.

I invite you to show me the stats that show conservatives more likely to live a reckless life. I invite you to show me the stats that show liberals more likely to be personally involved in outreach into others lives. I invite you to show me the stats that show liberals more likely to adopt and foster children. I invite you to show me any stats that show that the conservatives you call Deplorables are more likely to live deplorably.

That's the point being made. I'm not applying for sainthood. I know I am far from it. I am simply sick of your side's virtue signalling while doing not much to back that "virtue" up with personal action and involvement. You would rather say, "It's the government's job." That's lazy and not at all virtuous.

 

[coati]

I am simply sick of your side's virtue signalling while doing not much to back that "virtue" up with personal action and involvement.

So, you address that by virtue signalling?

Perhaps the guinea pig is impressed, but I'm not.

 

[Bn2f]

I invite you to show me the stats that show conservatives more likely to live a reckless life. I invite you to show me the stats that show liberals more likely to be personally involved in outreach into others lives. I invite you to show me the stats that show liberals more likely to adopt and foster children. I invite you to show me any stats that show that the conservatives you call Deplorables are more likely to live deplorably.

That's the point being made. I'm not applying for sainthood. I know I am far from it. I am simply sick of your side's virtue signalling while doing not much to back that "virtue" up with personal action and involvement. You would rather say, "It's the government's job." That's lazy and not at all virtuous.

JaySecrets? You go, son! Ignore all these libtard naysayers! They just don't understand or get you at all, but I do and I appreciate it.
You're slowly evolving right before us into a comedy genius but you're just moving too slow for their eyes to see the complex inner workings. Screw them! You take your sweet time ok trying to figure out what is the definition of a joke and what funny is. I'm over here in your corner supporting you and anxiously await you eventually getting to fart noises, knock knock puns, and the classic 'why did the chicken cross the road' retelling. You take your sweet time navigating the process. Just know that I'm waiting and rooting for ya!

 

[JaySecrets]

So, you address that by virtue signalling?

Perhaps the guinea pig is impressed, but I'm not.

Not virtue signalling. That term implies the use of language to create the impression of socially popular values whilst lacking in action in actual caring for others. Example: Johnny won't volunteer at the homeless shelter, but he virtue signals on his social media posts about the need for government reform to direct more resources to the unhoused.

What I am doing there is not trying to impress anyone. What I am doing is showing the hypocrisy of you who want to talk about all this need for "government action" intruding on everyone and everything, but won't personally lift a finger to help others, yet you mock those who every statistic and study shows are more likely to donate to charity, to adopt and foster, to build hospitals, to care for the needy and poor, and to give of their life, time, and resources to personally help and love others, and you call them bigots and deplorables. It's pathetic on its face.

 

[ll74]

Not virtue signalling. That term implies the use of language to create the impression of socially popular values whilst lacking in action in actual caring for others. Example: Johnny won't volunteer at the homeless shelter, but he virtue signals on his social media posts about the need for government reform to direct more resources to the unhoused.

What I am doing there is not trying to impress anyone. What I am doing is showing the hypocrisy of you who want to talk about all this need for "government action" intruding on everyone and everything, but won't personally lift a finger to help others, yet you mock those who every statistic and study shows are more likely to donate to charity, to adopt and foster, to build hospitals, to care for the needy and poor, and to give of their life, time, and resources to personally help and love others, and you call them bigots and deplorables. It's pathetic on its face.

But at least you're not judging them.

 

[JaySecrets]

But at least you're not judging them.

I believe the command is to judge rightly, using the same standard you would want to be judged by. Later in the same passage we are told to judge a person by the fruit, by what their actions say about them.

And living rightly and loving others, and making value judgements based on the evidence of a person's life, that's far lower than actually living deplorably, not personally investing in others lives or showing personal love and compassion, but saying, "I won't judge anything you do and I support you in it. You go, brah!"

It'd be comedy gold if it weren't so pathetically true .

 

[ll74]

I believe the command is to judge rightly, using the same standard you would want to be judged by. Later in the same passage we are told to judge a person by the fruit, by what their actions say about them.

And living rightly and loving others, and making value judgements based on the evidence of a person's life, that's far lower than actually living deplorably, not personally investing in others lives or showing personal love and compassion, but saying, "I won't judge anything you do and I support you in it. You go, brah!"

It'd be comedy gold if it weren't so pathetically true .

Of course

 

[RoryN]

This is actually a deeply intimate story that comes from a dear friend who struggled with abuse, who had a man kick the baby in her womb to death, then rape her and have his friends rape her repeatedly...

In other words, porn for Deplorables.

Another lament about horrors of abuse from the crew who worships the "grab 'em by the pussy" beauty-pageant creep.

 

[coati]

Well, it looks like another Deplorable dies on the Cross.

What I love the most is the paradox of virtue-signally Deplorables dying for a deplorable cause!

 

[JaySecrets]

Perhaps nowhere was Reid’s Machiavellian approach more apparent than when he took to the Senate floor to claim that then-Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney hadn’t paid taxes in 10 years, a claim that was later given a “Pants on Fire” rating by PolitiFact.

“Looking back, could I have handled it differently? Perhaps. But what I did at the time I thought was the right thing to do and as I look back I don’t feel any guilt whatsoever,” Reid said during a 2020 IndyFest event.

In fact, his infamous quote was, "It worked, didn't it? He didn't win, did he?"

A classic example of why the truth has to be laid out this way. This isn't virtue signaling. This is confronting your lies and hypocrisy with truth

 

[RoryN]

This hypocritical dumpster fire has given up. So, now we can get back to the thread.

Any respectable Deplorable humor today? No? Right on track.

 

[icanhelp1]

I have been quite honest throughout all my posts. And resorting to accusations or implications of pedophilia and beastiality? You don't need to talk or respond to me again on any thread. Ever. At any time. Under any circumstance. Period.

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Your inability to read a person, to make a mockery of a woman's abuse and resulting struggle, all when it is brought up to give the backstory context to a piece of mine you misapplied and lifted lines from, because of how intimate a piece it is... That's a huge tell of how horrible a person you really are. And how little you care about abuse of women. The proper response by a decent person would be, "I'm sorry. I didn't realize. Is she doing better now?"

And really, you are going to turn a passing mention of my pet into something creepy? A human response would be, "Aww... A piggy! How old is she?"

Guess your side also lacks empathy and humanity. Good to know.

Why in God's name do you continue to spar with these mudskippers.

Many Lit loons believe... in their alternative reality... that they hold the moral high ground *that's if you believe killing baby fetuses is morally acceptable or mutilating children in the name of gender fluidity is some sort of morally acceptable behavior*.

They lack self awareness. They're MO is to round up their bro posse, criticize your beliefs, put you on the defensive consistently baiting you to defend your position while they laugh at you. Most of them accuse you of being a threat to democracy while they make a mockery of the constitution.

Many Lit loons *you know the names* congregate in this mutual admiration clique pretending to want to have a dignified intelligent conversation, but what transpires is just the opposite, they want to bash your brains out while taking these delusional victory laps.

Their hubris behavior is off the charts. Their extreme leftist political values don't reflect middle America. Their tactic is to propagandize the exception over the rule. They will burn up the google platform till they find one off the wall opinion that supports their delusional argument trying to convince you that it's mainstream then follow it up with a string of ad-hom and mud slinging. If you think you can have a reasonable conversation with them then you're beyond help. When they start their ad-hom bullshit cut them off at the knees and ignore them, continue to march with your values, you don't need to defend your values from the likes of them