Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

They would be sideways. Would you like me to come over?

Yes..I obviously need a lot of help

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Umm... You're surely an artist... But no.

So it will be a knee in my face? Not sure if that's better

 

[Lord Pmann]

Wasn’t that a dance in the 70’s?

I’m too young to know that.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I'm sure you've all moved on by now but I keep laughing out loud to myself like a creepo while I cook dinner. Bc I'm still picturing a shirt girl and a tall girl scissoring. And there's so much feet action.
https://ibb.co/vHj5G5h

It's us! I think?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Those drawings are fantastic. But it looks like she’s fucking a chicken.

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No. The point is that there's no cocks

 

[dawn_of_night]

Any chance we're still on red vines???

Okay it finally works.... Fucking Emojis... Take a weekend vacation and they don't work when I come back

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I can neither confirm or deny this assertion.




Who are we kidding? You were calling me A shit.




Is Maroon5 gonna help me get the ladies? I’m already signed up for Adam’s sexting classes.

He’s a poet with his music and his dirty talk.

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Look at how he woos her. He’s perfect.

I would never!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

It's us! I think

Hey baby

 

[Amanda330]

So it will be a knee in my face? Not sure if that's better

Is her knee in her face, though? It's like, to the side...lol

 

[dawn_of_night]

I can't remember...

Okay I think that means we're partners

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm sure you've all moved on by now but I keep laughing out loud to myself like a creepo while I cook dinner. Bc I'm still picturing a shirt girl and a tall girl scissoring. And there's so much feet action.
https://ibb.co/vHj5G5h

How many parent teacher meetings have you had this year?

 

[dawn_of_night]

I clicked those so many times.

Do it again!!!!!!

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m too young to know that.

The funky chicken… but really, it should have been the fuckin’ chicken.

Junior.

 

[lavendersilk]

Do it again!!!!!!

I did. That looks delicious. After you whip me, can I have a bite?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Please, I'd rather have the spanking with red vines....

Well, I'm not into impact play, but for you I could be convinced.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Well, I'm not into impact play, but for you I could be convinced.

*Cue the letter Kenny gif*

 

[UnquietDreams]

The Good Place is backbreakingly funny

Absolutely. My favorite sit com. Funny and smart is a devastating combo, everywhere.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I did. That looks delicious. After you whip me, can I have a bite?

Babe, if I'm whipping you it ain't gonna be with those damn nasty ass things....
So let's make a deal, first you .... Wait ....
Yes. You can eat all of them after I whip you....
With my ...

 

[Lmizzler]

Girth AND length AND motion skill are ALL equally important

Wait…now I have to have 3 things going in my favor!!!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

No. The point is that there's no cocks

But…we eat the hens? Oh nevermind. Unimportant

 

[Lmizzler]

I'm sure you've all moved on by now but I keep laughing out loud to myself like a creepo while I cook dinner. Bc I'm still picturing a shirt girl and a tall girl scissoring. And there's so much feet action.
https://ibb.co/vHj5G5h

I hope a family member finds this and you have to explain yourself to them.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Thank you! I know you appreciate it, unlike other fools like @Lord Pmann who doesn't think my brain is sexy...

Oh, sweetie, I loved your posts way before I ever saw the bits surrounding your brain.

 

[lavendersilk]

Wait…now I have to have 3 things going in my favor!!!!

<--- broken

 

[dawn_of_night]

*Cue the letter Kenny gif*

You know the one you use all the time, that says something about love you forever and so hard and all the romantic stuff....
I don't know what it says...but I know you'd know it, cause. Cause. Ok.

 

[Bbl87]

Wait…now I have to have 3 things going in my favor!!!!

I mean, I feel like I might have 1.5 outta 3. Batting .500 would be automatic Hall of Fame in baseball.