Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

That was… awesome!!

And such a beautiful voice too.

Agreed!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Look everyone… I made her moan.

*struts*

If you can’t tell a moan from a sarcastic noise… I fear you might be in more need of Maroon 5 than I would have imagined.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Can ladies with short legs not scissor? We should try it out.

For science.

Wait.... Does anyone have an inseam snorter than 26?

AFAF....

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

But really isn't girth more important than length...? The nose seems a bit narrow.

A little of this, a little of that...

 

[lavendersilk]

Seconded

Thirded.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Yes.

You’re my favourite person of all time.

I see what you did there.

Dick.

 

[Bbl87]

Wait.... Does anyone have an inseam snorter than 26?

AFAF....

Those be some short legs...

 

[lavendersilk]

Wait.... Does anyone have an inseam snorter than 26?

AFAF....

I can't remember...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Coffee grinder?

Please, I'd rather have the spanking with red vines....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Those be some short legs...

Hey, nobOdy asked you, Mr. I'm 6 ft 2... Perfect cock and handsome....

Just sayin'....
Don't make fun of my short legs

 

[crazychemgirl]

Girth AND length AND motion skill are ALL equally important

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'm not sure you know what a moan sounds like if that's what you think you did...

I can neither confirm or deny this assertion.

I would never call you anything, merely making an innocent observation.

Who are we kidding? You were calling me A shit.

If you can’t tell a moan from a sarcastic noise… I fear you might be in more need of Maroon 5 than I would have imagined.

Is Maroon5 gonna help me get the ladies? I’m already signed up for Adam’s sexting classes.

He’s a poet with his music and his dirty talk.





Look at how he woos her. He’s perfect.

 

[BrendaBear]

Wait.... Does anyone have an inseam snorter than 26?

An inseam snorter? That is a kink I had not heard of.

 

[Bbl87]

Hey, nobOdy asked you, Mr. I'm 6 ft 2... Perfect cock and handsome....

Just sayin'....
Don't make fun of my short legs

Well, I'm actually 6'5". And handsome is generous, maybe marginally not ugly.

Cock, well, that's in the eye of the beholder. Or dickholder.

 

[BrendaBear]

Hey, nobOdy asked you, Mr. I'm 6 ft 2... Perfect cock and handsome....

Just sayin'....
Don't make fun of my short legs

Short legs?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/Yq76rk02WpwAAAAC/dog-puppy.gif

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I'm sure you've all moved on by now but I keep laughing out loud to myself like a creepo while I cook dinner. Bc I'm still picturing a shirt girl and a tall girl scissoring. And there's so much feet action.
https://ibb.co/vHj5G5h

 

[Bbl87]

Girth AND length AND motion skill are ALL equally important

Saying things like this is like the bat signal for me...

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm sure you've all moved on by now but I keep laughing out loud to myself like a creepo while I cook dinner. Bc I'm still picturing a shirt girl and a tall girl scissoring. And there's so much feet action.
https://ibb.co/vHj5G5h

Oh bless your heart … I love you so much.

 

[lavendersilk]

I'm sure you've all moved on by now but I keep laughing out loud to myself like a creepo while I cook dinner. Bc I'm still picturing a shirt girl and a tall girl scissoring. And there's so much feet action.
https://ibb.co/vHj5G5h

They would be sideways. Would you like me to come over?

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'm sure you've all moved on by now but I keep laughing out loud to myself like a creepo while I cook dinner. Bc I'm still picturing a shirt girl and a tall girl scissoring. And there's so much feet action.
https://ibb.co/vHj5G5h

Those drawings are fantastic. But it looks like she’s fucking a chicken.

 

[Amanda330]

I'm sure you've all moved on by now but I keep laughing out loud to myself like a creepo while I cook dinner. Bc I'm still picturing a shirt girl and a tall girl scissoring. And there's so much feet action.
https://ibb.co/vHj5G5h

Umm... You're surely an artist... But no.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Any chance we're still on red vines???

 

[BrendaBear]

Those drawings are fantastic. But it looks like she’s fucking a chicken.

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Wasn’t that a dance in the 70’s?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Any chance we're still on red vines???

 

[lavendersilk]

Any chance we're still on red vines???

I clicked those so many times.