Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

I mean… I love me some steak fries … but McDonald’s fries are good for mouth shoving 2 and 3 at a time… like a glorious gluttony monster.

Only two or three at a time?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

A hoodie is a variant of a sweater … it’s not a sweater.

All tortoises might be turtles but if you call a tortoise a turtle I’ll still wonder what the fuck is wrong with you.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Only two or three at a time?

How big do you think my mouth is?



***edit … on second thought.. don’t answer this

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Human brain is a remarkable and terrifying thing.

 

[crazychemgirl]

All tortoises might be turtles but if you call a tortoise a turtle I’ll still wonder what the fuck is wrong with you.

Well THAT makes sense but it’s not the same.

 

[BrendaBear]

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Um, you’d be right?

 

[vagrantx]

Scissoring is overrated anyway… it’s much easier to lay face to pussy … that way there’s no two people who are just face to face.

Very much agreed. It's hot, and I'd say one has to experience it at least once, but judging by how pleasurable it is....

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[crazychemgirl]

Very much agreed. It's hot, and I'd say one has to experience it at least once, but judging by how pleasurable it is....

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Where is @MissLabelled … she’d corroborate this as well with us

 

[UnquietDreams]

Can ladies with short legs not scissor? We should try it out.

For science.

 

[vagrantx]

Where is @MissLabelled … she’d corroborate this as well with us

Missing in action I blame early summer. People aren't perching inside as much. Hope she's away living her best life

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Amanda330]

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I love my brain.

 

[UnquietDreams]

A circle bean flick?

Coffee grinder?

 

[Lord Pmann]

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She’s a witch. Burn her.

 

[vagrantx]

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...dickcheese?

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[Deleted member 6568729]

A hoodie is a variant of a sweater … it’s not a sweater.

You are killing me. I think you're doing this on purpose.

 

[crazychemgirl]

...dickcheese?

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*nominated twice!

 

[Lord Pmann]

I love my brain.

Oh yeah. That is the sexiest thing about you, I say.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You are killing me. I think you're doing this on purpose.

Is your eye twitching yet?

 

[Amanda330]

Oh yeah. That is the sexiest thing about you, I say.

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Mhmm.

 

[vagrantx]

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Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteers be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Can we go together?

Well, I can’t promise on the timing, but I’ll do my best

 

[crazychemgirl]

I think you might have a drinking problem.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Oh yeah. That is the sexiest thing about you, I say.

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Can I sit on your face while you lie to me?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I think you might have a drinking problem.

They call a problem, I call a solution.