Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

You’re not foreign, you’re eccentric.

Awwww … thank you!!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I overslept this morning. I got to school on time (barely), but I can't keep my eyes open. Today is gonna suck.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Also, saying you have the best cheese is like bragging about having the nicest farts. You might be right, but I still don't want it in my mouth.

 

[FormerAllStar2]

Also, saying you have the best cheese is like bragging about having the nicest farts. You might be right, but I still don't want it in my mouth.

I’m going to just keep this line in my back pocket for future use.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

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No fucking joke, this puts at least one past relationship in perspective.

 

[__Nathan1968]

When you confuse thread responses, but they sort of make sense…

Also, saying you have the best cheese is like bragging about having the nicest farts. You might be right, but I still don't want it in my mouth.

 

[Amanda330]

Too long…didn’t make it.
But I’m sure it was funny.

The words are too wordy.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ok all …. What litsters are in your Golden Girls house and who is who??

I’m Dorothy obviously
@Amanda330 is Rose
@MissLabelled is Blanche
@Bry1313 is Sophie

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Too long…didn’t make it.
But I’m sure it was funny.

The words are too wordy.

You two make me feel seen.

 

[Amanda330]

You two make me feel seen.

My brain isn't braining yet today. It may not turn on at all today. I slept terribly. lol.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My brain isn't braining yet today. It may not turn on at all today. I slept terribly. lol.

I don’t have that excuse.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

My brain isn't braining yet today. It may not turn on at all today. I slept terribly. lol.

Sounds like typical weekday for me.

 

[Amanda330]

Does anyone by chance know where I put my glasses? I need to go to work but I can't - or shouldn't - drive without them.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good morning fuckers.
Happy post Monday

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Does anyone by chance know where I put my glasses? I need to go to work but I can't - or shouldn't - drive without them.

Did you check the top of your head? I have..:uhmm never…actually…done that.

 

[Apisto42]

G

 

[Amanda330]

Haha they were on the couch beside where I fell asleep watching Killing Eve last night.

And ... yeah. I totally haven't ever done that either.

 

[dawn_of_night]

G

H

 

[crazychemgirl]

G

Nope

 

[Biggalute]

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G me thinks

 

[crazychemgirl]

H

Nope

 

[Apisto42]

Nope

Well, not surprising since MENSA thought I was wrong too.

 

[Biggalute]

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L looked again

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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A doesn’t have a right wall. All the water leaks out the side. If we assume there is a floor somewhere not pictured then H would fill up first.