Sex & Shenanigans

It doesn’t matter what the posting is… it doesn’t matter if it was funny or not… it doesn’t matter if I’m too old to “get it”…

When ever I see a posting from my Lit daughter… life is good. 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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Omg I love you so much Brenda Bear. I love that I can ask you anything and you don’t make me feel like a an obtuse uncouth fucktard. Good mama bear right there!
 
I expect a full report tomorrow from all you fuckers on what you did for your long weekend and how you celebrated the day off… bonus points if orgasms were included.

mine wasn’t even a long weekend and I was able to sneak in 3 orgasms … so I expect at least double that for the rest of you.
 
I expect a full report tomorrow from all you fuckers on what you did for your long weekend and how you celebrated the day off… bonus points if orgasms were included.

mine wasn’t even a long weekend and I was able to sneak in 3 orgasms … so I expect at least double that for the rest of you.
I worked 2 out of the 3 days and I'm on #4 of the weekend. 💪
 
I expect a full report tomorrow from all you fuckers on what you did for your long weekend and how you celebrated the day off… bonus points if orgasms were included.

mine wasn’t even a long weekend and I was able to sneak in 3 orgasms … so I expect at least double that for the rest of you.
I lost count of both orgasms and drinks consumed. Maybe those two things are related. I don’t know.
 
I expect a full report tomorrow from all you fuckers on what you did for your long weekend and how you celebrated the day off… bonus points if orgasms were included.

mine wasn’t even a long weekend and I was able to sneak in 3 orgasms … so I expect at least double that for the rest of you.
I didn’t do jack shit this weekend but I did have a rare 3 in a row yesterday 🥳
Much needed. No other orgasms for the weekend and I don’t anticipate one today, though I might have to try to sneak one in later 🤭
 
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