Sex & Shenanigans

[LadyLascivious1]

I have all that, except the hot dogs are Oscar Meyer. I'm a Hebrew National guy myself, but I don't make the decisions around here...

Hot dogs are one of the few foods that I’m very strict about the brand. I’ll usually just skip them if they’re not Vienna beef. Much like if something has ketchup I won’t eat it.

But I can survive on cider and s’mores

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Who cares about the where they come from as long as they're footlongs am I right?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Who cares about the where they come from as long as they're footlongs am I right?

Thick, plump, and juicey...

 

[MindYaBitness]

Who cares about the where they come from as long as they're footlongs am I right?

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[deefalttwunnyfor]

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Did not expect my little pony gifs from you

 

[MindYaBitness]

Did not expect my little pony gifs from you

Well then, smack my ass & call me the Spanish Inquisition

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Who cares about the where they come from as long as they're footlongs am I right?

Nah, I’d much prefer the girthy jumbo dogs to the slim, but lengthy footlongs

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Well then, smack my ass & call me the Spanish Inquisition

Can I take you up on the ass smacking, but decline that specific pet name?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Can I take you up on the ass smacking, but decline that specific pet name?

But no one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

 

[dawn_of_night]

But no one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Oh it's that sexy history posting you do....

 

[BrendaBear]

But no one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

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(Again showing, I have very little self control)

 

[Amanda330]

But no one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

You can smack my ass, too ... but please don't call me the Spanish inquisition. Lol

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You can smack my ass, too ... but please don't call me the Spanish inquisition. Lol

What do you like to be called, if not something sexy like the Inquisitors?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I had some titty dancer call me babycakes today and her hand was not even on my dick. Top that dumb shit.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Nah, I’d much prefer the girthy jumbo dogs to the slim, but lengthy footlongs

I'll bring some brats for extra squirt

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I had some titty dancer call me babycakes today and her hand was not even on my dick. Top that dumb shit.

Easy.
She called me Babycakes AND her hand was on my dick

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Easy.
She called me Babycakes AND her hand was on my dick

I prefer when they call me by their asshole boyfriends name so Clint.

 

[InThe312]

I prefer when they call me by their asshole boyfriends name so Clint.

Poor Clint. What did he do?

 

[Amanda330]

What do you like to be called, if not something sexy like the Inquisitors?

Umm call me a berserker, please. It fits my heritage better... And what I want done to me.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I prefer when they call me by their asshole boyfriends name so Clint.

"Shane"

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Poor Clint. What did he do?

It's what he didn't do
(Get her off)

 

[Mo_Bandy]

"Shane"

Yeah Shane is that muh fucker for sure who is ruining my night.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Poor Clint. What did he do?

Dumb shit for fucking sure.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

If you are a twin, know a twin, or just need a laugh:

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Umm call me a berserker, please. It fits my heritage better... And what I want done to me.

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this you?