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I feel attackedIf you think you are hilarious you’re probably wrong.
You already got it*Waits for my message
Starfish or hot boy anal?You already got it
Two birds. One stone. Well something rock hard anywayStarfish or hot boy anal?
It’s ok … we can be in-hilarious togetherO
Oh. Revaluates life choices.
Still waiting for the hot boy anal. Are you gonna help with that?Starfish or hot boy anal?
Why? Are you funny?I feel attacked
I don't think I canStill waiting for the hot boy anal. Are you gonna help with that?
I've been told I'm funny-lookingWhy? Are you funny?
Hmm. I've never seen your face. And you've not made me laugh. So.I've been told I'm funny-looking
I'm also pissed (English for drunk). So. Please bear with me.I've been told I'm funny-looking
For just 10 cents a day, you can sponsor a needy Litizen who still hasn't received their hot boy anal message. That's it, just 10 cents a day.I don't think I can
Never laugh?!!? Not even once? My face is hideously scarred from the accident, so that's off-limits but I've had a decent one liner or two here and there. Sometimes I have a good gif post. Have an open mind and look through sex and shenanigans, I've had a zinger or two in thereHmm. I've never seen your face. And you've not made me laugh. So.
I think you're OK....
I'm not hammered yet, but I'm a few whiskeys in, I'll get there with youI'm also pissed (English for drunk). So. Please bear with me.
What's a zinger? Is that from KFC?Never laugh?!!? Not even once? My face is hideously scarred from the accident, so that's off-limits but I've had a decent one liner or two here and there. Sometimes I have a good gif post. Have an open mind and look through sex and shenanigans, I've had a zinger or two in there
I think the zinger is closely related to the shocker but I'm not an expert in that fieldWhat's a zinger? Is that from KFC?
You need to be careful with S&S. It's all research for mine and @crazychemgirl 's book.
Shuuuush. Don't tell her I told you.
Oh, are you writing one too? @crazychemgirl was kind enough to write the forward for mine:What's a zinger? Is that from KFC?
You need to be careful with S&S. It's all research for mine and @crazychemgirl 's book.
Shuuuush. Don't tell her I told you.

Chapter 1 is Hot boy anal.I think the zinger is closely related to the shocker but I'm not an expert in that field
What's chapter 1 in that book?
I haven't recieved mine. Do i get that and 10 cents? What's that in real money?For just 10 cents a day, you can sponsor a needy Litizen who still hasn't received their hot boy anal message. That's it, just 10 cents a day.
Ambien messaging was the worst. I was sappy as shit and willing to tell everyone I loved them.Drunk messaging is a great idea.
The issue we keep running in to is 'how do you fit a coke can through the eye of a needle?'Chapter 1 is Hot boy anal.
You're really holding us up you know..
Have you heard of... lube?...The issue we keep running in to is how do you fit a coke can through the eye of a needle?