Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I love pink hair!

Me too! It looks great on you!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

We keep going over it. It’s better than A-Tier but below @Indie Tier.

There's an Indie tier now? Pretty soon we're gonna have default tears

 

[crazychemgirl]

I love pink hair!

Holy fucking sexy Batman !!!!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

There's an Indie tier now? Pretty soon we're gonna have default tears

Awwww you’re S-Tier too for sure! I missed a lot of folks in my rush to go quit my job this morning.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Holy fucking sexy Batman !!!!!

This is the proper response.

 

[morelikeasong]

Holy fucking sexy Batman !!!!!

I won you over with the space onesie, didn’t I?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I won you over with the space onesie, didn’t I?

It’s the whole fucking package … good grief. I think I need a minute.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I won you over with the space onesie, didn’t I?

As awesome as that onesie is, it’s only like the 5th most awesome thing in that photo,

 

[lavendersilk]

Literally one of my favorite things the internet every produced

Bullshit age restriction

I've seen that one. I'm partial to Charlie the Unicorn and Llama's with Hats.

 

[Bbl87]

I won you over with the space onesie, didn’t I?

I mean, who wouldn't that win over.

Not to mention it's the ideal setup to say "your ass is out of this world!"

 

[MindYaBitness]

I love pink hair!

I know this is going to come across more "serial killer" than former stylist, but I seriously want to brush your hair!

 

[morelikeasong]

It’s the whole fucking package … good grief. I think I need a minute.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/MrXjQjL5HV8urYBhLZ/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7dajvqu4c8je9h6bb8yx39lk401uhwj3fll23rlnh&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I've seen that one. I'm partial to Charlie the Unicorn and Llama's with Hats.

Also excellent,

 

[morelikeasong]

I know this is going to come across more "serial killer" than former stylist, but I seriously want to brush your hair!

I love having my hair brushed. When can I come over?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I know this is going to come across more "serial killer" than former stylist, but I seriously want to brush your hair!

I like brushing hair too! But I’m not a former stylist or serial killer.

 

[vagrantx]

I love pink hair!

First you make me sweat, and then you make me squeeee!!

Dear diary,
today was incredible

 

[MindYaBitness]

I love having my hair brushed. When can I come over?

6:30, I'll do a full scalp treatment, you'll love it

 

[MindYaBitness]

I like brushing hair too! But I’m not a former stylist or serial killer.

Or, have you just not been caught yet?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I like brushing hair too! But I’m not a former stylist or serial killer.

...yet

 

[morelikeasong]

Or, have you just not been caught yet?

He was asking me about disposing of bodies in my thread like an hour ago

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Or, have you just not been caught yet?

I’m way too squeamish to be a serial killer. Now my wife and daughter? I don’t know. I’ll have to keep good track of our new customers for a while.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I love pink hair!

This might be the hottest picture/ gif I've seen of you and I just saw your 5000th post

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

He was asking me about disposing of bodies in my thread like an hour ago

Because that’s all people in her talk about when I’m not around! Well that, and cheese,

 

[MindYaBitness]

He was asking me about disposing of bodies in my thread like an hour ago

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExOG0xcDE5NDlhenk4MXdxbDZ6NmIycWY3NGtxNm1zZmFic2VwdTB2bCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/3o72F0Bvsi8CLuY5KE/giphy.gif

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Because that’s all people in her talk about when I’m not around! Well that, and cheese,

And hockey.