Sex & Shenanigans

[morelikeasong]

I'm down for the bows & googly eyes

I reallyyy want someone to do the googly eyes

 

[crazychemgirl]

I reallyyy want someone to do the googly eyes

I was JUST about to tag you!!!!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I mean I’m sure you’re not. Just as I’m sure @OrdinaryPerson isn’t the first to fuck one

Indeed, but I will take my ceremonial tiara for being the Maple Bar DT Queen, thank you very much!

 

[BrendaBear]

I enjoy a realistic man

You have no idea, how much self control it is taking me to not “fix it for you” to..

I enjoy a man

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMMKuSDQ7/



Hey baby … wanna get close to my revulva?!!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Indeed, but I will take my ceremonial tiara for being the Maple Bar DT Queen, thank you very much!

I would never dream of denying you this honor,

 

[Bbl87]

I’m NOT THE ONLY ONE THINKING OF STACKING DONUTS ON MY IMAGINARY PEENER

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMMKuNouQ/

I'd be curious, but seems like a waste of good donuts. And I'm not sure I wouldn't destroy the donuts.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I would never dream of denying you this honor,

Excellent. I knight thee, Sir Fling, of the Knights of Monkey Poo
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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Excellent. I knight thee, Sir Fling, of the Knights of Monkey Poo
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Do I get a donut now? Preferably a fresh one.

 

[Bbl87]

Mmmhhmmm.

If you are truly skeptical, I can provide references.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Do I get a donut now? Preferably a fresh one.

I've got a slightly used Krispy Kreme maple bar in a bag on the passenger seat of my car. It's all yours

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I've got a slightly used Krispy Kreme maple bar in a bag on the passenger seat of my car. It's all yours

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[lavendersilk]

I'd be curious, but seems like a waste of good donuts. And I'm not sure I wouldn't destroy the donuts.

'Tis the Midwestern way. Undersell and overdeliver.

 

[Bbl87]

I mean, it all depends on the size of the donut hole to be fair.

 

[Amanda330]

If you are truly skeptical, I can provide references.

In pdf form? I need it notarized.

 

[Bbl87]

Not to mention, I'm not trying to undersell to @crazychemgirl. She has no interest in my ol' trouser snake.

 

[Bbl87]

In pdf form? I need it notarized.

Thats just excessive.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Most, apparently. But I appreciate it.

Whatever. I get it. I'm not the one.

 

[Amanda330]

Thats just excessive.

Mhmm.

 

[Amanda330]

I've got a slightly used Krispy Kreme maple bar in a bag on the passenger seat of my car. It's all yours

I mean, it's gross but all I've had is Skittles and I need some real food.

How was it slightly used...?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I've got a slightly used Krispy Kreme maple bar in a bag on the passenger seat of my car. It's all yours

That reminds me! Today is Thursday. You know what that means!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean, it's gross but all I've had is Skittles and I need some real food.

How was it slightly used...?

I mean I assumed you tasted like rainbows but I didn’t mean it so literally.

 

[BrendaBear]

That reminds me! Today is Thursday. You know what that means!!

Um… thoroughbred Thursday when you get pics from dudes hung like a horse?

 

[Bbl87]

Um… thoroughbred Thursday when you get pics from dudes hung like a horse?

That's a good one. Not as catchy as Titty Tuesday, but I think it has solid potential.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Not to mention, I'm not trying to undersell to @crazychemgirl. She has no interest in my ol' trouser snake.

No cuz I’m trying to get @lavendersilk to move to Canada