BrendaBear
Feral Brat Princess
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I just heard a commercial for “the chick that loves to be dicked”. 





Maybe it was a chip? I dunno.







Maybe it was a chip? I dunno.


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I don’t think that’s magic….wait…is it bigger on the inside?My dick doesn't generally do tricks, unfortunately. Except magically disappearing in... I mean with the right partner.
I just heard a commercial for “the chick that loves to be dicked”.![]()
Like the Tardis?I don’t think that’s magic….wait…is it bigger on the inside?
I think that's what some of them try to tell you...I don’t think that’s magic….wait…is it bigger on the inside?
Nah, I'll stand by my stated measurements, I figure they're adequate enough.I think that's what some of them try to tell you...
MhmmNah, I'll stand by my stated measurements, I figure they're adequate enough.
Does that mean I can cuddle on the bed afterwards?Yall fuckers … I love you.
Love you to fucker!Yall fuckers … I love you.
Darlin', I'd give you the most adequate experience of your life.Mhmm
My, that is quite the sales pitch.Darlin', I'd give you the most adequate experienice of your life.
All dicks are capable of tricksMy dick doesn't generally do tricks, unfortunately. Except magically disappearing in... I mean with the right partner.
'Tis the Midwestern way. Undersell and overdeliver.My, that is quite the sales pitch.![]()
That's exactly what I've been looking for my entire life.Darlin', I'd give you the most adequate experience of your life.
Right? LolMy, that is quite the sales pitch.![]()
That's exactly what I've been looking for my entire life.
Adequate...
Right? Lol
I enjoy a realistic manDarlin', I'd give you the most adequate experience of your life.
Hey, at least he’s honest!I enjoy a realistic man
Mmmhhmmm.
I do who, I mean what I can, when I canI enjoy a realistic man
I'm down for the bows & googly eyesI’m NOT THE ONLY ONE THINKING OF STACKING DONUTS ON MY IMAGINARY PEENER
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMMKuNouQ/
I mean I’m sure you’re not. Just as I’m sure @OrdinaryPerson isn’t the first to fuck oneI’m NOT THE ONLY ONE THINKING OF STACKING DONUTS ON MY IMAGINARY PEENER
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMMKuNouQ/