Sex & Shenanigans

[Amanda330]

I don't click on links in PMs, I learned the hard way. I wish there was a website where I could paste a link and Ai would just tell me if it's a dick or not

Oh, the dicks scare me least. Lol. I mean, sure it's not great to get an unsolicited dick. But it's the messages that are suuuper creepy that ick me out.

 

[Vitriolhack]

I don't click on links in PMs, I learned the hard way. I wish there was a website where I could paste a link and Ai would just tell me if it's a dick or not

Your my hero!

I would be so freaking curious!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Oh, the dicks scare me least. Lol. I mean, sure it's not great to get an unsolicited dick. But it's the messages that are suuuper creepy that ick me out.

I apologized already!

 

[Bbl87]

I don't click on links in PMs, I learned the hard way. I wish there was a website where I could paste a link and Ai would just tell me if it's a dick or not

***Slowly deletes the link in the PM I was getting ready to send***

 

[Vitriolhack]

Oh, the dicks scare me least. Lol. I mean, sure it's not great to get an unsolicited dick. But it's the messages that are suuuper creepy that ick me out.

Words can freak out anyone!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I love that two biggest fibbers laughed at this response...ya, I'm looking at you!
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I don’t know what you’re talking about! This is us.

 

[lavendersilk]

Your my hero!

I would be so freaking curious!

Do you get a lot of dick pics? You poor thing.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Oh, the dicks scare me least. Lol. I mean, sure it's not great to get an unsolicited dick. But it's the messages that are suuuper creepy that ick me out.

What's your creepiest? Mine was a guy who wanted me to jack him off with my feet, and any number of guys who've wanted a "mommy domme"

 

[Amanda330]

I don’t know what you’re talking about! This is us.
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Omg - it's perfect!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I feel like the grammar was pretty clear there? I do love to share but I also value reading comprehension.

I’d like to hope on this site that we all value reading comprehension

 

[MindYaBitness]

I don’t know what you’re talking about! This is us.
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I say this with the utmost respect:
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[Bbl87]

Oh, the dicks scare me least. Lol. I mean, sure it's not great to get an unsolicited dick. But it's the messages that are suuuper creepy that ick me out.

I just don't get the idea of sending them unsolicited. Like, does it work for anyone ever?

Also had a fellow Litster once tell me the only ones she ever got worth looking at were, in fact solicited. She said most of the unsolicited ones were kinda sad.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’d like to hope on this site that we all value reading comprehension

I was starting to think you and @lavendersilk got started early!

 

[Amanda330]

What's your creepiest? Mine was a guy who wanted me to jack him off with my feet, and any number of guys who've wanted a "mommy domme"

One was asking me what I was doing and I politely responded that I was making dinner for my daughter and I... I'm sure you can guess the rest.

 

[Vitriolhack]

Do you get a lot of dick pics? You poor thing.

Well, I have been known to have bisexual tendencies.

 

[MindYaBitness]

***Slowly deletes the link in the PM I was getting ready to send***

Fear not, if I wanted/needed to see it, there would be no question. You'd definitely know

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I say this with the utmost respect:
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I’m telling mom you said that!

 

[Vitriolhack]

I’d like to hope on this site that we all value reading comprehension

I think the site’s title gives it away!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’m telling mom you said that!

She told me it's just a female dog, and that's not a grown up word, so I'm fine!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

She told me it's just a female dig, and that's not a grown up word, so I'm fine!

Uggh it’s so unfair that you’re the favorite.

 

[Bbl87]

Fear not, if I wanted/needed to see it, there would be no question. You'd definitely know

Oh, I know. I'm keenly aware you have no desire to have my dick in your box.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Uggh it’s so unfair that you’re the favorite.

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[MindYaBitness]

Oh, I know. I'm keenly aware you have no desire to have my dick in your box.

Unless, you want to an encore of Guido's Dick in a Box trick in the helicockter thread...then I'd definitely welcome it!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Yes, yes you are. Still so unfair.

 

[Bbl87]

Unless, you want to an entire of Guido's Dick in a Box trick in the helicockter thread...then I'd definitely welcome it!

My dick doesn't generally do tricks, unfortunately. Except magically disappearing in... I mean with the right partner.