Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

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Right? Sometimes I catch myself off guard and I'm like "nice job!"

 

[Amanda330]

I don't see you requesting the form.

Is it a pdf or something?

 

[Vitriolhack]

I think that ship has sailed for me. But I could watch from the couch where @crazychemgirl would insist I sit anyway, I’ll bring refreshments. Just like alternate universe Ross.

These days, with tech, it only takes a camera!

Watch party anyone?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I like the dangly kind attached to... Wait...

Walnut trees?

 

[Amanda330]

I think that ship has sailed for me. But I could watch from the couch where @crazychemgirl would insist I sit anyway, I’ll bring refreshments. Just like alternate universe Ross.

Popcorn?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Right? Sometimes I catch myself off guard and I'm like "nice job!"

Is that a typo for "nice rack!"?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Walnut trees?

Yes... Of course ...

 

[MindYaBitness]

Walnut trees?

I hate walnuts, drying walnuts, and walnut trees. The only thing they're good for cutting down & planing into boards.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Popcorn?

Of course. Mmmm salty buttery goodness. Also charcuterie. Wine. Gatorade. I’ll take care of y’all good.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I hate walnuts, drying walnuts, and walnut trees. The only thing they're good for cutting down & planing into boards.

I did not mean to trigger you, I am sorry,

 

[MindYaBitness]

Is that a typo for "nice rack!"?

Nah, it's a thank you to my foremothers from whom I get my genetically bountious bosom

 

[Bbl87]

Is it a pdf or something?

I mean, it's actually just a DM. But maybe I should make up a PDF...

 

[Vitriolhack]

Of course. Mmmm salty buttery goodness. Also charcuterie. Wine. Gatorade. I’ll take care of y’all good.

Gatorade, plan to need massive hydration? I’ll stick to wine!

 

[Amanda330]

Of course. Mmmm salty buttery goodness. Also charcuterie. Wine. Gatorade. I’ll take care of y’all good.

Can we cuddle after?

 

[Bbl87]

Nah, it's a thank you to my foremothers from whom I get my genetically bountious bosom

The splendor of your breasts is matched only by your mastery of the turn of phrase.

 

[Amanda330]

I mean, it's actually just a DM. But maybe I should make up a PDF...

I try not to go into my DMs. It can be a scary place.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I did not mean to trigger you, I am sorry,

I spent summers gathering the green walnuts from my grandparents trees...
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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Can we cuddle after?

I sure hope so! @lavendersilk is your bed big enough for a cuddle puddle?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Gatorade, plan to need massive hydration? I’ll stick to wine!

Have you seen these ladies? Hydration will be crucial!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I spent summers gathering the green walnuts from my grandparents trees...
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I feel similarly about apricots!

 

[Vitriolhack]

Have you seen these ladies? Hydration will be crucial!

I heard a few of them are squirters!

 

[lavendersilk]

I hate walnuts, drying walnuts, and walnut trees. The only thing they're good for cutting down & planing into boards.

Samesies!

 

[Bbl87]

I try not to go into my DMs. It can be a scary place.

That's sad. Mine are sad in a different way.

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[Vitriolhack]

I feel similarly about apricots!

So, no dry fruits?

 

[MindYaBitness]

I heard a few of them are squirters!

And those of us who aren't, make up for it in enthusiasm