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Lol I've actually very rarely had to barf from drinking. I pace myself and couple my drinks with water if I'm hammering them back. But yeah, if it does happen I try to save it until it's the end of the night.

I was in the car when the driver ran out of gas, so I counted that.
It ALMOST happened driving with someone but we got lucky and found a gas station right away. :p
And I’ve never thrown up in a bar because I was drunk. I have, however, thrown up the next day while hungover in Vegas. I highly recommend the Bellagio sportsbook bathroom if you ever do need to be sick in a public place 😂
That is an excellent heads up. If I'm gonna barf I'm gonna barf in style. 😎
 
I recently reached out to two people who I hadn’t seen on here in a bit to check on them.

They both got back to me today. Almost the exact same time.

One responded at 4:36 and the other at 4:37 🧐

I must have missed my message... 😁😆 I guess I drop in just often enough to not be forgotten.
 
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It takes 5 for the power of Spice though! At least according to the movie. Which might be considered apocryphal? I dunno. Never mind.
Please write an apocrypha of Spice, and get all the scifi/Dune nerds to buy in, then watch as they're crushed to read the lore of a girl group 😁
 
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I recently reached out to two people who I hadn’t seen on here in a bit to check on them.

They both got back to me today. Almost the exact same time.

One responded at 4:36 and the other at 4:37 🧐
You're so sweet. I always appreciate your messages. But, yeah... they are probs the same person.
 
I've ran out of had once. My gas gage was broken but I was sure it had gas in it. I was so sure I called a tow truck and had it taken to a garage so they could fix it. 🤦‍♂️
I used to have a broken gas guage on my truck … no matter how much gas I put in, it never went past 3/4 of a tank … so I always had to fill up at 1/4 tank just to be sure I didn’t run out.
 
I've ran out of had once. My gas gage was broken but I was sure it had gas in it. I was so sure I called a tow truck and had it taken to a garage so they could fix it. 🤦‍♂️
I've run out of gas recently, and it was the one and only time.

Me to wife: "Hey, does your car have enough gas to make it to town before I fill up, or do I need to go somewhere first?

Wife: "Oh, the low fuel light hasn't been on long, you're fine."

Morgan Freeman in the voice over: But he was not, in fact, fine...

A state trooper was nice enough to stop and check on me while I was waiting for my wife to deliver a gas can, so got to do some networking for work at least I guess.
 
I've run out of gas recently, and it was the one and only time.

Me to wife: "Hey, does your car have enough gas to make it to town before I fill up, or do I need to go somewhere first?

Wife: "Oh, the low fuel light hasn't been on long, you're fine."

Morgan Freeman in the voice over: But he was not, in fact, fine...

A state trooper was nice enough to stop and check on me while I was waiting for my wife to deliver a gas can, so got to do some networking for work at least I guess.
I've never run out of gas, though my fuel pump did fail as I was backing out of a parking space at my kids' orthodontist, so my mom van blocked the entrance to the parking lot 😬
 
I've never run out of gas, though my fuel pump did fail as I was backing out of a parking space at my kids' orthodontist, so my mom van blocked the entrance to the parking lot 😬
My cheap, poor grad student POS car's electrical system once died while crossing 2 lanes of oncoming traffic while leaving my internship.

I got out to push it to at least get it in the middle turn lane, and thankfully some nice high schoolers at the Taco Bell saw and rescued me with a push to the parking lot.

It's kinda funny, my list of cars I've driven is all midsized or compact car's, except 1 midsize SUV. It's like I like looking like I'm driving a clown car at 6'5".
 
My cheap, poor grad student POS car's electrical system once died while crossing 2 lanes of oncoming traffic while leaving my internship.

I got out to push it to at least get it in the middle turn lane, and thankfully some nice high schoolers at the Taco Bell saw and rescued me with a push to the parking lot.

It's kinda funny, my list of car's I've driven is all midsized or compact car's, except 1 midsize SUV. It's like I like looking like I'm driving a clown car at 6'5".
I'm not sure how I have managed not to run out of gas more often. It's a biweekly occurrence that I look down and start panicking and pray I make it to the gas station. And my gas gauge isn't broken lol.
 
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