Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

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15 for me.

Solid 15!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

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15 for me.

Also 15.

 

[Amanda330]

I am absolutely open to a merger, pending a Christ-free rebrand

I have the most amazing mental image right now of us on a dais in full goddess attire with the guys presenting their dick tricks to us. My brain doesn’t always make images but this one is quite vivid. Take that as you will

I'm open to a Christ free rebranding. Wanna run a cult with me?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I can honestly say I've never had a gym membership. And certainly never one I've used. I have the man titties to prove it.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

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15 for me.

14 for me.

 

[Amanda330]

Hey folks, been a hot minute since I last checked in, hope all is well and everyone is outstanding.

Hey!

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15 for me.

13 for me...

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Why are you wowing this? I keep telling you I’m a sweet baby.

I thought that was me?

 

[__Nathan1968]

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15 for me.

14

 

[Amanda330]

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How about shave once a week?

How about never shave but trim so close it's basically hairless?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

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15 for me.

13 for me, but I think the interesting part is which ones each person hasn’t done.

The No’s:

• Forgotten gym mentorship
• Forgotten kid
• Blind date
• Dating app
• Money in couch cushions
• Used someone else’s toothbrush*
• Won > $100 gambling

*one of the things that grosses me out most in this world

 

[LadyLascivious1]

17 for me. I'm always gassed up. And I wait til I get home to barf. Like a professional.

I was in the car when the driver ran out of gas, so I counted that.

And I’ve never thrown up in a bar because I was drunk. I have, however, thrown up the next day while hungover in Vegas. I highly recommend the Bellagio sportsbook bathroom if you ever do need to be sick in a public place

 

[morelikeasong]

I'm open to a Christ free rebranding. Wanna run a cult with me?

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[crazychemgirl]

I was in the car when the driver ran out of gas, so I counted that.

And I’ve never thrown up in a bar because I was drunk. I have, however, thrown up the next day while hungover in Vegas. I highly recommend the Bellagio sportsbook bathroom if you ever do need to be sick in a public place

Funny … I didn’t count when i was in a car that ran out of gas cuz it wasn’t cuz of me.. lol

And I have definitely boot and rallied. Thanks tequila.


And I didn’t count the dozen or so times I’ve put toothpaste on hubbys toothbrush by mistake and put it in my mouth and then realized it wasn’t mine and immediately took it out and rinsed it off.

 

[morelikeasong]

I recently reached out to two people who I hadn’t seen on here in a bit to check on them.

They both got back to me today. Almost the exact same time.

One responded at 4:36 and the other at 4:37

 

[LadyLascivious1]

And I didn’t count the dozen or so times I’ve put toothpaste on hubbys toothbrush by mistake and put it in my mouth and then realized it wasn’t mine and immediately took it out and rinsed it off.

Reason #71 that I’m thrilled I have my own bathroom

 

[LupineOne]

@crazychemgirl is this you??

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

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15 for me.

A mere 7

 

[Photog1rl]

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15 for me.

It’s 19 but kind of 18.
I’ve never won more than $100 gambling.

I counted this but I didn’t want to
Gym membership-my daughter passed hers to me. I’m paying but have not used it yet.

 

[crazychemgirl]

@crazychemgirl is this you??

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Totally … wrinkled and all …
Except I don’t wear glasses.

 

[LupineOne]

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15 for me.

Just 9

 

[Amanda330]

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[LupineOne]

Totally … wrinkled and all …
Except I don’t wear glasses.

Oh wait, that’s me!
Sorry, I wasn’t wearing my glasses

 

[MissLabelled]

I recently reached out to two people who I hadn’t seen on here in a bit to check on them.

They both got back to me today. Almost the exact same time.

One responded at 4:36 and the other at 4:37

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[LadyLascivious1]

I recently reached out to two people who I hadn’t seen on here in a bit to check on them.

They both got back to me today. Almost the exact same time.

One responded at 4:36 and the other at 4:37

Very convincing alts?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I thought that was me?

It’s both of us baby!
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