What’s your most controversial opinion?

[bunny4med]

Fighting needs to stay in hockey.

 

[orangecurious]

that people should be able to end it peacefully if they want

 

[v_indigo]

that people should be able to end it peacefully if they want

With assistance (that’s the key part)

 

[orangecurious]

With assistance (that’s the key part)

with or without... but to be given the means should they so wish

 

[RjThoughts]

Mayo belongs on a burger

But equal parts mayo and barbeque sauce makes an excellent fry dip!

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Unreliable narrator stories are stupid and make for an unsatisfying reading experience

Agreed. Just tell a story. Like that time I rescued a bunch of animals from that pet store was on fire.

 

[RjThoughts]

Agreed. Just tell a story. Like that time I rescued a bunch of animals from that pet store was on fire.

And left the snakes for last?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

And left the snakes for last?

Ah you've heard it before? Not surprising. Long story short I got my bike back.

 

[RjThoughts]

Ah you've heard it before? Not surprising. Long story short I got my bike back.

I bet this story beats the one about the movie theater

 

[Vitriolhack]

Mayo belongs on a burger

Only if mixed with mustard, ketchup and hot sauce, other than, that Mayo alone ….oh boy,

 

[v_indigo]

with or without... but to be given the means should they so wish

“To be given the means” is to assist.
I mean, unless you are growing poppies

 

[__Nathan1968]

Or when having a campfire … I still smell like campfire smoke.

You might not smell like campfire (presuming you showered, washed your hair, and have clean clothes). But you *may* have smoke residue in your nose you gives you the impression that you smell.

 

[orangecurious]

“To be given the means” is to assist.
I mean, unless you are growing poppies

i mean as in they don't have to help administer

 

[crazychemgirl]

But equal parts mayo and barbeque sauce makes an excellent fry dip!

Mayo-Cue

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Lit is better when there is an equal distribution of big booty bitches ans shit talking muh fuckers.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You might not smell like campfire (presuming you showered, washed your hair, and have clean clothes). But you *may* have smoke residue in your nose you gives you the impression that you smell.

Maybe… but I’ve snorted enough allergy meds to not smell smoke and I still do … just in my hair even though I washed it.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Maybe… but I’ve snorted enough allergy meds to not smell smoke and I still do … just in my hair even though I washed it.

If you take up smoking you won’t notice

 

[Shenanigans90]

Maybe… but I’ve snorted enough allergy meds to not smell smoke and I still do … just in my hair even though I washed it.

It would seem logical to shave your head.

 

[crazychemgirl]

It would seem logical to shave your head.

I’ve had far too many concussions to look good with a shaved head … it’s all bumpy and misshapen.

 

[Shenanigans90]

I’ve had far too many concussions to look good with a shaved head … it’s all bumpy and misshapen.

Same, but I don’t get a choice…I’m follically challenged.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Same, but I don’t get a choice…I’m follically challenged.

I’m sure it looks significantly better on you than it does on me.

 

[Shenanigans90]

I’m sure it looks significantly better on you than it does on me.

A summer tan helps but doesn’t hide the scars.

 

[RjThoughts]

Mayo-Cue

Add some dried chipotle and you got yourself Red Robin Campfire sauce

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

The next alt I see I'm calling the cops.

 

[Xerxes82]

The next alt I see I'm calling the cops.

At this point, I'm assuming anyone I don't already know is an alt. Which is a shame for new people but...

EvilJasmine probably made 4 or 5 new ones in the time it took you two to post these.