Sex & Shenanigans

[MissLabelled]

Bad. It hurts. Not in a good way.

Can we help in any way to make it better?

 

[lavendersilk]

I'm so sorry. That sucks. Do you want some happiness boobs? I can't send them right now but I can send them when I get to work?

Always. I will never turn those down.

Can we help in any way to make it better?

Curl up with me and rub my tummy?

 

[Amanda330]

Can we help in any way to make it better?

What I should have asked. Love you, lavender.

 

[MissLabelled]

Curl up with me and rub my tummy?

I can definitely do that.

 

[MissLabelled]

What I should have asked. Love you, lavender.

Boobs are aways a good remedy

 

[Azuldrgon]

Bad. It hurts. Not in a good way.

*send the good hugs*
I hope your day gets better.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Good morning, pervs!
I'm stuck at home today. I was supposed to go into work, but that didn't happen. I woke up to find a work crew digging up the street in front of my house with no warning, so I can't get out of the driveway. Fortunately, my wife parked in the street so she could go to work, but I'm fucked.
And by "fucked," I mean I'm sitting on the couch with a blueberry muffin and Netflix. So... it's all relative.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I can definitely do that.

I can spot her when she gets uhmm distracted . I give A+ tummy rubs.

 

[BrendaBear]

Everything ok? Need me to spank some sense into you?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/4xUGwVTO5XMAAAAC/youre-too-kind-moira.gif

 

[__Nathan1968]

Now I’m wet too

I would trade my Ted Lasso socks for a full version!

I’ll see that and raise you my Exploding Kittens socks.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Do you all know what the definition of insanity is? Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.

Ugh, I'm insane.

So if I do the same thing over and over again expecting the same result . . . that means . . . . . . chronic masturbation makes me totally sane.

 

[base10]

Bad. It hurts. Not in a good way.

I’m sorry. Sending love and hugs

 

[__Nathan1968]

Do you all know what the definition of insanity is? Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.

Ugh, I'm insane.

Is this why they said masturbating would drive you insane? Out of curiosity what different result are we shooting for?

 

[hotwords229_A]

I'm so sorry. That sucks. Do you want some happiness boobs? I can't send them right now but I can send them when I get to work?

This sentence may be funnier than it appears.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Bad. It hurts. Not in a good way.

Hugs

 

[BrendaBear]

Is this why they said masturbating would drive you insane? Out of curiosity what different result are we shooting for?

I see what you did there.

 

[base10]

I see what you did there.

I usually aim for the tits

 

[Amanda330]

Always. I will never turn those down.

I you.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I you.

Love is the best thing.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

It took me way too long to ask someone how to make a link with an emoji, but last week I finally did. So now when people use emojis to hide their boob pic links, I can play too!

 

[Amanda330]

I usually aim for the tits

One of the best places to aim for tbh.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

One of the best places to aim for tbh.

Feels like the easy setting. I mean come one. At least make it challenging, aim for the left nipple.

 

[base10]

One of the best places to aim for tbh.

As amazing as tits are, wet and cummy tits are even better

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

One of the best places to aim for tbh.

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Halloween costume idea. Just saying.

 

[Amanda330]

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Halloween costume idea. Just saying.

You make it, I'll wear it.