Cock Talk

[OrdinaryPerson]

I feel like some of you should be in a “Friendly Dickster” club. @morelikeasong would certainly be the president. But there used to be something they had a while back here called the friendly playgrounder club or something like that. This could help identify you and your love for cock, right there in your signature. Imagine the doors that would open up and how this could improve your Litperience.

The Friendly Vag Club is more fun though

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

The Friendly Vag Club is more fun though

Sign me up

 

[Apisto42]

Did you take them out and wash them in the sink?

Of course. Im not walking around with toilet balls.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I snorted out loud

I would have been so disgusted I would have sat in the sink and power washed them. Then stuck them up to the air dryer

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Of course. Im not walking around with toilet balls.

Toilet balls

 

[Apisto42]

I would have been so disgusted I would have sat in the sink and power washed them. Then stuck them up to the air dryer

Luckily they had nice think paper towels.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Sign me up

I think you sign up with a vag pic. Or accept one from me

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Luckily they had nice think paper towels.

Did your balls taste the soap?

 

[Apisto42]

Did your balls taste the soap?

I was so skeeved out I didn’t notice. They don’t normally taste the soap, so probably not.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I think you sign up with a vag pic. Or accept one from me

Done and done!!!!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Done and done!!!!

Yea. Friendly Vag Club is the best club.

 

[Minicoop]

Done and done!!!!

Sign me up for that pic also, please

 

[hotwords229_A]

I can attest from personal experience that Leftie hangs lower than Rightie. This is nearly the norm for all men.
So as we age I’m assuming that’s the first one that touches the toilet water as our balls droops lower and lower.

How have I gone this long without knowing this about my boys?!
I feel like a delinquent mother finding out one of her identical twin’s heads is bigger than the other one!

 

[Apisto42]

I remember checking when I was, um, younger than I am now because someone told me that girls’ boobs are usually slightly different in size. So I was like,”Hm, what about balls [because at that age, everything is about cock and balls]? Are mine different from each other?”

Dress to the left. For the same reason as stated above.

 

[Lord Pmann]

The Friendly Vag Club is more fun though

What’s funny is it was a mere typo that got that whole group started.

But Friendly Vac Club would’ve had less members.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Incocknito Mode


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So I work with multimedia and I use my phone a lot for work. I’m constantly sending/receiving various pics and videos to clients and I am therefore terrified to use my phone for any kind of sexiness.

Whether it’s a personal pic or generic porn, I never use my phone or computer. I have a tablet that I use for Lit and tumblr. On the rare occasion I take a nude selfie, I used my actual camera (DSLR) hooked to an old laptop and captured it that way. I can always just smash that thing with a sledge hammer if need be (the laptop, not the camera).

How do you take nude selfies? Do you use your phone, snap and post, or do you have a more elaborate plan to destroy the evidence once posted?
Are you concerned about your phone/computer remembering everything you’ve done with it and never really being able to delete those dick and/or vag pics of yourself?
Do you just hit record and whip it out, or are you a true artist doing take after take until perfection (or at least something you can live with)?
How close do you usually get with what you had in your mind and the final result of your nude selfie?
Do you have a naked selfie that you are really happy with? (If so, my PM box is always open)

 

[Lmizzler]

Have you noticed an uptick in request for dick?
Absolutely I have. Thirsty women wanting to see men tie their dicks into bow ties or use it as some sort of weapon. We have standards ladies! And those standards are thrown out the window once we arrive at this site!

Has there been a decline in the number of dick pics being sent lately?
I have to seriously doubt this. Men are generally pretty proud of those things and will peacock them whenever given the chance - Or often when not desired.

Is the fluoride in the water giving women the visual arousal needed to finally want to see our collective peni?
The thirst is real!

What is your favorite dick trick?
As the proud owner of a classic helicockter (Trademark Pending) I will have to stick with that. While I’ve tried others, nothing seems to beat that one. And trust me, I’ve tried.
That original video was actually made as fake tutorial for the Chaos Undressed thread. It was never intended to be serious at all. Just being ridiculous

Who has time to set up a tripod, fill a container with soy sauce, hold their cock out of the way and dip their nuts in sauce just to satisfy the needs of these cock-crazy cunts?*
Wait….did someone already do this! This was going to be my next trick. I was going to call it Tericocki!


In all seriousness…as a man who had to learn this after too many failed attempts…It has very little to do with the dick and sooooo much more to do with the humor. Get a woman to laugh! That’s what they really enjoy. They want to know that you can make them laugh and that you don’t mind laughing at yourself.

They want to be entertained. They spend much of their time entertaining us and fighting off unwanted dick pics, that this is a role reversal where they don’t have to fight it off and they can be entertained instead of the other way around.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I was going to call it Tericocki!

You realize that you just created a monster, right?

 

[Vitriolhack]

Lit Girls . . . Gone Wild?


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I wonder how long he was lying there before someone decided to ride his face!

Was she the only one?

 

[hotwords229_A]

I wonder how long he was lying there before someone decided to ride his face!

Was she the only one?

Don’t forget about her friend taking the picture.
And her five friends standing behind her as she takes the picture.

 

[Vitriolhack]

Don’t forget about her friend taking the picture.
And her five friends standing behind her as she takes the picture.

Ah you devil, were there only girls present?

 

[morelikeasong]

How do you take nude selfies? Do you use your phone, snap and post, or do you have a more elaborate plan to destroy the evidence once posted?

I have a few methods, sometimes recording and using screenshots or sometimes holding the phone out at the right angle. Then I crop it and color edit as needed or desired. Then I post. Meanwhile they are stored in the “hidden” folder on my phone so they don’t show up in my camera roll .
It’s funny, I’m a photographer with an in-home studio but I’ve never been brave enough to take any real self portraits with it. It’s on my list to try sometime this year. We’ll see.

Are you concerned about your phone/computer remembering everything you’ve done with it and never really being able to delete those dick and/or vag pics of yourself?

No. But… maybe I should be

Do you just hit record and whip it out, or are you a true artist doing take after take until perfection (or at least something you can live with)?

Take after take. Almost every time. And then I have a bunch of almost identical photos and I have to somehow decide which to post from that.

How close do you usually get with what you had in your mind and the final result of your nude selfie?

I do alright

Do you have a naked selfie that you are really happy with? (If so, my PM box is always open)

I have a few. Usually I’m more happy with the partially naked ones than the fully naked ones, but I do have a couple fully naked that are angled pretty well.

 

[morelikeasong]

I feel like some of you should be in a “Friendly Dickster” club. @morelikeasong would certainly be the president. But there used to be something they had a while back here called the friendly playgrounder club or something like that. This could help identify you and your love for cock, right there in your signature. Imagine the doors that would open up and how this could improve your Litperience.

I don’t think those of us that love cock need a club or signature line to invite ANY more dick than we already have thrown our way

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[deft]

I don’t think those of us that love cock need a club or signature line to invite ANY more dick than we already have thrown our way

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I feel like politely offering you some dick… ‘cos I’m a gent after all

 

[Dnthmn_19]

Cock talk, eh? I will share something about which I've found nothing posted in the forums.

Over the past year or two I observed that my ejaculation loads were getting smaller and weaker, to the point where I was embarrassed (I have a couple of long-standing acquaintances with whom I trade videos). I figured "Well I guess it sucks to be in my sixties" but nevertheless I mentioned the issue to three doctors in the context of getting my prostate checked. None would address the question except that I eventually learned that I have a slightly enlarged prostate. A couple of months ago I saw an ad somewhere for Ageless Male, a testosterone supplement (read the warnings on the packaging!). I tried that and my load volume is back, lovely and thick and white, and it's easier to reach orgasm with my wife. However the muzzle velocity is definitely gone. Apparently some of the muscles down there that push the load out weaken with age. Unfortunately I find Kegel exercises really boring so here I am with my much happier one-eyed friend.