Cock Talk

[Endless_Night]

I'd go skinny dipping with that dude's girlfriend. She's definitely going to be hot.

You are so hetero.

 

[Endless_Night]

Sure, he’s probably a serial killer, but sometimes the creepy guy in the van really does have candy and puppies. You miss 100% of the swings you don’t take.

Possibly a contender for the most twisted logic ever posted on Lit.

#guylogic

 

[hotwords229_A]

Possibly a contender for the most twisted logic ever posted on Lit.

#guylogic

Our penises are really good at explaining why something that seems like a really bad idea is actually a really good idea.

 

[Endless_Night]

Our penises are really good at explaining why something that seems like a really bad idea is actually a really good idea.

I have noticed this before. It's practically a prerequisite for a guy.

Often in the context where they decide sex with me is a good idea.



At least, hetero guys. I can't speak to the gay community.

 

[cypressknee]

Our penises are really good at explaining why something that seems like a really bad idea is actually a really good idea.

I was told by an older guy…a man will go in a place with a hard dk that he would not go into with a machete

 

[hotwords229_A]

I was told by an older guy…a man will go in a place with a hard dk that he would not go into with a machete

So true!

 

[cypressknee]

So true!

I was never that brave…but my hard dk had 0 standards

 

[hotwords229_A]

I have noticed this before. It's practically a prerequisite for a guy.

Often in the context where they decide sex with me is a good idea.

What?!
How could that be a bad idea?

At least, hetero guys. I can't speak to the gay community.

Sometimes I think gay guys are hornier than straight guys. The ones I know are anyway.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I was told by an older guy…a man will go in a place with a hard dk that he would not go into with a machete

I'm going to add this to my list of Lit-isms that I'll be embroidering on either tea towels or throw pillows. Stay tuned for my Etsy shop

 

[Endless_Night]

Omg. You guys are terrifying me.

How, oh how, do your survive into your 30s?

#realquestion

 

[Endless_Night]

What?!
How could that be a bad idea?

I think you know me well enough to know that never ends well.

 

[hotwords229_A]

How, oh how, do your survive into your 30s?

Being a guy isn’t as easy as it might seem. We really do think with our dicks. The struggle is real.

I think you know me well enough to know that never ends well.

Well, we can’t say “never” because all of time hasn’t happened yet. We will have to settle for “so far”.

 

[Endless_Night]

Being a guy isn’t as easy as it might seem. We really do think with our dicks. The struggle is real.

And here I thought women were a mess.

Well, we can’t say “never” because all of time hasn’t happened yet. We will have to settle for “so far”.

Awwww. And this is why I you.


Or why I will, once you get out of friend probation for not reading my posts.

 

[Endless_Night]

I'm going to add this to my list of Lit-isms that I'll be embroidering on either tea towels or throw pillows. Stay tuned for my Etsy shop

I cannot get this out of my head.

Put me on the emailing list. Pretty please!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I was told by an older guy…a man will go in a place with a hard dk that he would not go into with a machete

I'm willing to bet the old guy was a veteran. Seriously, the internal workings between sex and violence are very similar.

Sometimes I think gay guys are hornier than straight guys. The ones I know are anyway.

Not sure if they're hornier, but I think given the fact they're sexual life has already been brought public by being out, they may have more license to act upon their desires.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Finally! I was waiting for someone to say that.

Sure, he’s probably a serial killer, but sometimes the creepy guy in the van really does have candy and puppies. You miss 100% of the swings you don’t take.

There is no doubt this guy has the hottest girlfriend in history and you want to see her naked.

Har! But you will never convince me that at least 50% of the creepy guys in vans with candy and puppies don't also have duct tape and chloroform. Really, what are the odds?

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

What?!
How could that be a bad idea?

Sometimes I think gay guys are hornier than straight guys. The ones I know are anyway.

I don't think it's that they're hornier. It's just that they're rarely befuddled by bra hooks and pantyhose.

 

[cypressknee]

I don't think it's that they're hornier. It's just that they're rarely befuddled by bra hooks and pantyhose.

All guys are horn dogs… the fact that a man is gay doesn’t change that imo

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Maybe not at first, but they tend to be quick learners and eager to please. I suspect that nerdy/shy guys love the chance to get someone to think, "Yeah, but he's good in bed." Maybe she'll tell her friends!

I was a bookish kind of kid, and read The Hite Report before I ever got close to a clitoris, so I'd be prepared in case I ever encountered one in the wild. So I knew where to find it, but it took some gentle tutelage to learn that I couldn't just poke at it like a doorbell or an elevator button.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Lit Girls . . . Gone Wild?


https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2hhvifFmw1rspmroo1_500.jpg

Lately, it seems, there has been a rise in women (of Lit) grabbing the balls by the horn and being . . . shall we say . . . a bit more bold in their dick worshipping attitude.

Between helicockters, soy sauce ball dipping, hot boy anal, ghost dicks, shop-vac sucker vids, pop out vids, etc. there have been a lot of pro-dick threads and female-lead pro dick posts in threads lately.

Don’t get me wrong, I FULLY support this, I’m just curious what changed.

Have you noticed an uptick in request for dick?
Has there been a decline in the number of dick pics being sent lately?
Are there just more cock-sexy dudes on Lit all of a sudden and the women can’t control themselves?
Is the fluoride in the water giving women the visual arousal needed to finally want to see our collective peni?
What is your favorite dick trick?
Are you less likely to share a dick pic if there is an abundance of requests?
Who has time to set up a tripod, fill a container with soy sauce, hold their cock out of the way and dip their nuts in sauce just to satisfy the needs of these cock-crazy cunts?*

Whatever has changed please keep it up! (And by that I mean, our erect penises)

*(for anyone offended by the term cock-crazy cunts please feel free to substitute it with Penis Positive Pussy Possessors).

 

[deft]

I definitely haven't sent many of late... the requests, when they come, have definitely been unequivocal and forthright

I haven't posted one for ages, either. I have an unusual cock, and there may well be an element of self-consciousness about it.

 

[Apisto42]

I definitely haven't sent many of late... the requests, when they come, have definitely been unequivocal and forthright

I haven't posted one for ages, either. I have an unusual cock, and there may well be an element of self-consciousness about it.

Do tell. Now I’m curious about it! Lol

No, I haven’t received any requests lately, but I did pro quid a few pics recently.

 

[Lord Pmann]

What is your favorite dick trick?

The best one I’ve ever seen was from the Puppetry of the Penis.

It’s a little trick called The Loch Ness Monster.



The Hamburger is more a beginner trick, though. The Loch Ness isn’t easy.

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[hotwords229_A]

the requests, when they come, have definitely been unequivocal and forthright

When they want it, they want it NOW!

No, I haven’t received any requests lately . . .

This is a shame. Ladies? What are you waiting for?

The best one I’ve ever seen was from the Puppetry of the Penis.

That show freaks me out. I don’t believe in bending penises in some of those ways. It just seems . . . horrific!

Apparently I am simply imagining this perceived increase in female horniness. I thought this topic would get a lot of responses. I guess not.

 

[Lord Pmann]

That show freaks me out. I don’t believe in bending penises in some of those ways. It just seems . . . horrific!

Apparently I am simply imagining this perceived increase in female horniness. I thought this topic would get a lot of responses. I guess not.

I remember the first time I saw that show. I was like 19 or 20. I was thinking what brave men those must be. That takes balls of steel to get up and stretch your dick out into a dragon shape on stage. And like, what if your dick doesn’t always cooperate? What if it starts getting hard?

I don’t think you’re imagining this. I’ve seen it too. The simple idea that we have a dick trick thread on the PG is proof. I believe you!