Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

I find at least 11 themes that are serious turn-ons for me here:

Redheads
Threesomes
Short girls
Girls in glasses
Bare knees
Short skirts
Stockings
Rope/restraints
Gags
Wax
Dungeons

(In no particular order after #1)

Add smart girls.

 

[BrendaBear]

May I introduce you two to the lovely world of Croc Wedge sandals, as seen here:
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They're cute, comfy, and perfect trips where I have to walk everywhere. I have 5 pairs, and I LOVE them. You're only punishing yourself with your Croc bigotry!

I'm sorry - those are way too cute to be crocs. Clearly, it's your feet that make them look good. That's the theory I'm going with.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Isn't it required that I make snotty comments about crocs since I'm a Birkenstock girl?

There’s always this unholy union:

 

[dawn_of_night]

May I introduce you two to the lovely world of Croc Wedge sandals, as seen here:
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They're cute, comfy, and perfect trips where I have to walk everywhere. I have 5 pairs, and I LOVE them. You're only punishing yourself with your Croc bigotry!

Girl. I love you dearly. It I can not.
I look like the weighted population in WALL-E waiting to "go back home" with or without shoes.

 

[BrendaBear]

I like Birks, but I'm not a fan of flats

I'm the opposite, but mostly because I'm pretty tall. I don't want my shoes to make me feel even more like a giraffe.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I'm sorry - those are way too cute to be crocs. Clearly, it's your feet that make them look good. That's the theory I'm going with.

This. Also.
Very valid.
Like if I was walking down the street and saw those @Tigobitties98 would probably have smacked my face.... js.

 

[BrendaBear]

There’s always this unholy union:

https://media1.tenor.com/m/W1rt7rTLzMMAAAAC/ouat-once-upon-a-time.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

But, not all crocs are evil!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Add smart girls.

See, that is first on my list.

 

[BrendaBear]

Okay... this is pretty horrific to me... but couldn't they at least have called them Crocenstocks? Seems like that flows much better.

(and the only good thing about these things)

 

[__Nathan1968]

I'm the opposite, but mostly because I'm pretty tall. I don't want my shoes to make me feel even more like a giraffe.

Speaking of giraffes , they have tongues that can reach 22” long. And they are prehensile, so they can wrap around things, not unlike a tentacle. Lucky giraffes.

 

[BrendaBear]

Speaking of giraffes , they have tongues that can reach 22” long. And they are prehensile, so they can wrap around things, not unlike a tentacle. Lucky giraffes.

Well, sure. But um... necking with a giraffe? That's f-ing dangerous.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Add smart girls.

If she’s so smart, how come she always ends up with Shaggy and Scooby?

 

[BrendaBear]

If she’s so smart, how come she always ends up with Shaggy and Scooby?

To balance it out, silly. Otherwise Shaggy and Scooby would have been dead by the third episode.

 

[__Nathan1968]

To balance it out, silly. Otherwise Shaggy and Scooby would have been dead by the third episode.

No, they’d stay stoned and eating giant sandwiches in the mystery machine.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Add smart girls.

Smart girls who read.

 

[BrendaBear]

Smart girls who read.

Just the statement sounds redundant to me...

 

[MindYaBitness]

Okay... this is pretty horrific to me... but couldn't they at least have called them Crocenstocks? Seems like that flows much better.

(and the only good thing about these things)

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMmptZXVlNHNpczJlemFwNnM3ZGlhOTh3NmVlMG9mZ21qM2MyamU0OCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/d46RNstZSnVMQ/giphy.gif

 

[lavendersilk]

If she’s so smart, how come she always ends up with Shaggy and Scooby?

Who's the "she" ? They are both equally intelligent. However, if you are referring to Velma... she is the mother hen of the group, forced to babysit.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Just the statement sounds redundant to me...

Oh, no, one of the most brilliant women I have ever known is of the "written word is dead" crowd. Deal killer.

(Not that I was in the running...but still!)

 

[Guyblue82]

May I introduce you two to the lovely world of Croc Wedge sandals, as seen here:
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They're cute, comfy, and perfect trips where I have to walk everywhere. I have 5 pairs, and I LOVE them. You're only punishing yourself with your Croc bigotry!

(The rest of the picture is left to my imagination from the Calves on up......skirt, glasses, and clam shell bra it is then.... )

 

[lavendersilk]

Smart girls who read.

I like a guy who can rhyme. That was hot.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Who's the "she" ? They are both equally intelligent. However, if you are referring to Velma... she is the mother hen of the group, forced to babysit.

I was always far more a Velma fan. I often make passes at girls who wear glasses (sorry, Dorothy my heart, but it's true).

 

[BrendaBear]

Oh, no, one of the most brilliant women I have ever known is of the "written word is dead" crowd. Deal killer.

(Not that I was in the running...but still!)

So she only learns new stuff from absorbing it from the akashic records? Or watching tv?

YouTube?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

No, they’d stay stoned and eating giant sandwiches in the mystery machine.

This was me last night.