Sex & Shenanigans

I know I was here. And yet, still not traumatic. Which is weird because all these other fuckers….-*gesriculates wildly*
Well we determined you would not be a victim, you would be a … debate partner. And then we were gonna watch Hannibal, and I wasn’t going to pay attention cuz I would be grinding in your lap before the opening credits were completed. Remembah??
 
Coke is best when mixed with booze. And you have to start drinking before you start snorting or it won’t work
See the problem was I had been at work all night drinking whiskey and smoking dope, ended up at an after work party, the mirror came round, and I said “why not?”, and then I was just a jittery fucking mess.
 
See the problem was I had been at work all night drinking whiskey and smoking dope, ended up at an after work party, the mirror came round, and I said “why not?”, and then I was just a jittery fucking mess.
How much whiskey had you drank?
Next question
Where do you get your blow? 🤣

Unfortunately ( in the states anyway) coke can no longer be trusted. They put fentanyl in everything. Why ruin a good drug?
 
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