Sex & Shenanigans

[PlanetaryNebula]

Can I have your number?

Mmmmhmmm

 

[peekingone]

Use that- ask her to go out for a drink or something after work and let the booze take it from there. Or if you don’t drink go out for a a bite, coffee whatever. And feel her up. I mean out

feel up and out. 2 for 1 deal.

 

[peekingone]

Mmmmhmmm

Can I see the yellow lingerie?

 

[Bry1313]

Anyone who didn’t sing that number is dead to me.

Jeeeeeeny I got your number…..iiiiii need to make you miiiine.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

You got my kinda game! And somehow you talk about cannibalism in a way that doesn’t imply I’m going to be the victim. Which is a huge plus in my book!

Yeah I think our first messages were all about our dogs .
And i would never eat you. Lick you and suck on you like a pacifier but no eating. Seems like a waste. And I feel like people would taste like lamb and I don’t like lamb cuz I imagine it tastes like people

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Can I see the yellow lingerie?

What’s in it for me?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Jeeeeeeny I got your number…..iiiiii need to make you miiiine.

What are those titties in your AV?

 

[LupineOne]

Yeah I think our first messages were all about our dogs .
And i would never eat you. Lick you and suck on you like a pacifier but no eating. Seems like a waste. And I feel like people would taste like lamb and I don’t like lamb cuz I imagine it tastes like people

Pork more than lamb, really

 

[peekingone]

What’s in it for me?

oh possible a Randy Johnson pitch?

 

[Bry1313]

What are those titties in your AV?

They belong to this goddess



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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yeah I think our first messages were all about our dogs .
And i would never eat you. Lick you and suck on you like a pacifier but no eating. Seems like a waste. And I feel like people would taste like lamb and I don’t like lamb cuz I imagine it tastes like people

Such a waste. I’m much better alive and in one piece and not crying in terror.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Pork more than lamb, really

Oh??? And you know this how my little wolfie????

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

They belong to this goddess



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But it looks like she likes ketchup

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

oh possible a Randy Johnson pitch?

And how you gonna pull that off???

 

[peekingone]

And how you gonna pull that off???

If there is a will there is a way.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Such a waste. I’m much better alive and in one piece and not crying in terror.

Of course! But we must discuss cannibalism at least. I do t care if it’s over dinner. I’m not squeamish

 

[Bry1313]

Such a waste. I’m much better alive and in one piece and not crying in terror.

I’ll protect you always

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Of course! But we must discuss cannibalism at least. I do t care if it’s over dinner. I’m not squeamish

We can watch Hannibal together. Oh that Mads is dreamy.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Dude. I always talk about cannibalism. And serial killers. And show them pictures of my dogs and like every animal I’ve ever met. I’ve got no game

I’m also terrible at making the first move … I will flirt and flirt and flirt … and tease .. and insinuate.., and do EVERYTHING… except make the first move.

If you want me, you have to take me.

 

[lavendersilk]

Pork more than lamb, really

You know from experience?

 

[morelikeasong]

Quick question how do you subtly tell someone you like them in a professional setting?

Make eyes at them. That usually works for me in most settings. Best at a bar, but I think that’s probably true of most flirting.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Make eyes at them. That usually works for me in most settings. Best at a bar, but I think that’s probably true of most flirting.

I’ve done that … I think people find it off-putting because I have never once been hit on at a bar.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I’m also terrible at making the first move … I will flirt and flirt and flirt … and tease .. and insinuate.., and do EVERYTHING… except make the first move.

If you want me, you have to take me.

I’m actually pretty good at it. But I shouldn’t have to be! Like dudes- stop pussy dicking around and start dicking my pussy.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’ll protect you always

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[PlanetaryNebula]

I’ve done that … I think people find it off-putting because I have never once been hit on at a bar.

What kind of eyes are you making at them? Moon eyes? Wall eye?