Sex & Shenanigans

[AuntieDisco]

Honest question: You want to say you like them as you are attracted to them, or you like them in a professional setting, but they are pushing too hard on the other (without damaging your professional relationship)?

You’re making me think too hard and she doesn’t even work at my site this might be the last time I see her, sigh.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Oh come on, Auntie.

Just be a grown-up. Put on your big-girl pants and pass them a note!

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Oh V! You would love her she has the cutest half bun on top of her head today and says the most perfect things like ‘stupid questions? Those are my fav questions!’ When she’s helping folks at my site.

 

[vagrantx]

You’re making think too hard and she doesn’t even work at my site this might be the last time I see her, sigh.

Serious answer then?
Just ask her out for a drink after work. Or if you're feeling adventurous - air hockey. Preferably combined with drinks. Something fun, low-stakes yet exotic enough to be like "I haven't done that in a while!"

 

[AuntieDisco]

I have absolutely no advice for you … I’ve never been subtle a day in my life and I also have no clue how to tell people I like them.

I just chatter to them constantly about cannibalism and books and hope that I come across sexy. Usually with poor results.

I also have never been able to tell when someone is flirting with me and usually end up kissing their brother.

Must bring up cannibalism. Wait she works in mental health dept. so might not fly well.

 

[munch2much]

Hello Shenanigans!

Quick question how do you subtly tell someone you like them in a professional setting?

A lady coworker recently messaged me saying I was exactly the sort of person she normally dates.

Not sure if that helps, but it worked on me

 

[lavendersilk]

Hello Shenanigans!

Quick question how do you subtly tell someone you like them in a professional setting?

Tease them about something stupid to get them to laugh then show them some cleavage(subtly). If they don't ask you out, I don't know what is wrong with them.

What do I know though... I usually ask them to kiss me after talking for 30 minutes.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You’re making think too hard and she doesn’t even work at my site this might be the last time I see her, sigh.

Invite her out for tacos … no one can resist tacos. All good things come from eating tacos.

 

[UnquietDreams]

You’re making think too hard and she doesn’t even work at my site this might be the last time I see her, sigh.

I'm... sorry?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Tease them about something stupid to get them to laugh then show them some cleavage(subtly). If they don't ask you out, I don't know what is wrong with them.

What do I know though... I usually ask them to kiss me after talking for 30 minutes.

You too? … oh man.. are we ever a match made in heaven.

 

[Treeview]

Tease them about something stupid to get them to laugh then show them some cleavage(subtly). If they don't ask you out, I don't know what is wrong with them.

What do I know though... I usually ask them to kiss me after talking for 30 minutes.

30 minutes?

Lets go for 15 and decide

 

[vagrantx]

Invite her out for tacos … no one can resist tacos. All good things come from eating tacos.

Hell yeah! And then she can be all like now that we had tacos wanna cum back to my place and have some more tacos bow chika bow chika bow wow wow

 

[Bry1313]

I'm tired and horny. I just want to have multiple orgasms and then pass out for twelve hours. Is that too much to ask?

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[AuntieDisco]

A lady coworker recently messaged me saying I was exactly the sort of person she normally dates.

Not sure if that helps, but it worked on me

Yeah I don’t want to scare her away but thanks for your input.

 

[AuntieDisco]

I'm... sorry?

I’m just pulling your leg, all good.

 

[Bry1313]

I have absolutely no advice for you … I’ve never been subtle a day in my life and I also have no clue how to tell people I like them.

I just chatter to them constantly about cannibalism and books and hope that I come across sexy. Usually with poor results.

I also have never been able to tell when someone is flirting with me and usually end up kissing their brother.

Our friendship makes so much more sense after reading this.

 

[Bry1313]

Oh V! You would love her she has the cutest half bun on top of her head today and says the most perfect things like ‘stupid questions? Those are my fav questions!’ When she’s helping folks at my site.

Ok, she is way different from me, because I say things like “there are no stupid questions, only stupid people who ask questions”, so she sounds way more approachable.

Ask to go to a happy hour, everyone loves post work happy hour, and you can spill all the tea and make innuendo and she if she innuendos back while sharing nachos. It’s perfect.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Miss Purple, do you want to see if you can make me squeal?

 

[peekingone]

You’re making me think too hard and she doesn’t even work at my site this might be the last time I see her, sigh.

How about I had a great time seeing you and enjoyed the time we had together. Maybe we can exchange numbers and get together for dinner or coffee sometime soon... Here is mine 867-5309.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I have absolutely no advice for you … I’ve never been subtle a day in my life and I also have no clue how to tell people I like them.

I just chatter to them constantly about cannibalism and books and hope that I come across sexy. Usually with poor results.

I also have never been able to tell when someone is flirting with me and usually end up kissing their brother.

My brother would like to talk to you about cannibalism and books. I’ll be by later.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I have absolutely no advice for you … I’ve never been subtle a day in my life and I also have no clue how to tell people I like them.

I just chatter to them constantly about cannibalism and books and hope that I come across sexy. Usually with poor results.

I also have never been able to tell when someone is flirting with me and usually end up kissing their brother.

I learned more about you in this post than in every other post prior.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I have absolutely no advice for you … I’ve never been subtle a day in my life and I also have no clue how to tell people I like them.

I just chatter to them constantly about cannibalism and books and hope that I come across sexy. Usually with poor results.

I also have never been able to tell when someone is flirting with me and usually end up kissing their brother.

Dude. I always talk about cannibalism. And serial killers. And show them pictures of my dogs and like every animal I’ve ever met. I’ve got no game

 

[lavendersilk]

Dude. I always talk about cannibalism. And serial killers. And show them pictures of my dogs and like every animal I’ve ever met. I’ve got no game

Can I have your number?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Dude. I always talk about cannibalism. And serial killers. And show them pictures of my dogs and like every animal I’ve ever met. I’ve got no game

You got my kinda game! And somehow you talk about cannibalism in a way that doesn’t imply I’m going to be the victim. Which is a huge plus in my book!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

You’re making me think too hard and she doesn’t even work at my site this might be the last time I see her, sigh.

Use that- ask her to go out for a drink or something after work and let the booze take it from there. Or if you don’t drink go out for a a bite, coffee whatever. And feel her up. I mean out

 

[__Nathan1968]

How about I had a great time seeing you and enjoyed the time we had together. Maybe we can exchange numbers and get together for dinner or coffee sometime soon... Here is mine 867-5309.

Anyone who didn’t sing that number is dead to me.