Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Weird Sex Stuff

Right? It's kind of my thing. Horses, vacuums and being a little forceful is my legacy 'round these parts.

I suspect Aussie was just too despondent over me not showing her my dick that she couldn't think concentrate on anything else.
I think I refused to associate you with any semblance of sexuality? 💁
Now I've seen your dick and everything is just so confusing
 
I think I refused to associate you with any semblance of sexuality? 💁
Now I've seen your dick and everything is just so confusing

It's kind of like that movie Pleasantville where everything seemed so drab and grey. Then you saw the video of my dick in a vacuum and the world lit up and turned full colour.

It's kind of coincidental that you finally saw it after you finally gave a blowjob and shaved your bush. What are the odds?
 
I've always felt that, for the most part, "weird" is in the eye of the beholder.
 
My question is: once you’ve doused your nuts in honey, maple syrup or cinnamon rolls, then what?
Are you doing this just before a shower? Or at the Cinnabon at the mall? Where is the appropriate setting to see if your balls have a sense of taste?
 
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