Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Weird Sex Stuff

[aussiegeekygal]

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

Never too much.
And I protest a lot

 

[Tir_an_Beithioch]

We already have a “Things you’d lick off a dick” thread, is it time for a “Things you’d dip your balls into” thread?

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[Lord Pmann]

Never too much.
And I protest a lot

You know that kind of talk is right up my alley.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

You know that kind of talk is right up my alley.

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This is a side of you I wasn't expecting

 

[Photog1rl]

You know that kind of talk is right up my alley.

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Those shop vacs put up a fight huh?

 

[Lord Pmann]

This is a side of you I wasn't expecting

Are you new here?

Those shop vacs put up a fight huh?

Not like the horses.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

This is a side of you I wasn't expecting

I’m shocked that you’re surprised. Have you met him?

 

[Lord Pmann]

I’m shocked that you’re surprised. Have you met him?

Right? It's kind of my thing. Horses, vacuums and being a little forceful is my legacy 'round these parts.

I suspect Aussie was just too despondent over me not showing her my dick that she couldn't think concentrate on anything else.

 

[Taegul]

But also, @Lord Pmann, do you think this is true?
https://i.ibb.co/SPH7qWp/Screenshot-2024-05-14-at-21-26-37-https-i-redd-it-np2vt76ahg0d1-jpeg.png

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Right? It's kind of my thing. Horses, vacuums and being a little forceful is my legacy 'round these parts.

I suspect Aussie was just too despondent over me not showing her my dick that she couldn't think concentrate on anything else.

I think I refused to associate you with any semblance of sexuality?
Now I've seen your dick and everything is just so confusing

 

[Lord Pmann]

I think I refused to associate you with any semblance of sexuality?
Now I've seen your dick and everything is just so confusing

It's kind of like that movie Pleasantville where everything seemed so drab and grey. Then you saw the video of my dick in a vacuum and the world lit up and turned full colour.

It's kind of coincidental that you finally saw it after you finally gave a blowjob and shaved your bush. What are the odds?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

What can I say?
I'm evolving

 

[drobert44]

Geez, this site is so full of pervs.
Like me.......


https://i.imgur.com/DQvATuz.jpg

 

[JillPaula]

I've always felt that, for the most part, "weird" is in the eye of the beholder.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

evolving? I am so confused, I just thought I was witnessing you and pmann courting each other

Bahahahahahaha

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I do think a gas nozzle up the ass whilst jacking off in public takes the cake though

 

[Lord Pmann]

evolving? I am so confused, I just thought I was witnessing you and pmann courting each other

That would make her day, wouldn't it?

 

[ffltstone1]

Just heard about this. Happening in Grand Rapids next month. "Motor City Jacks"

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Just heard about this. Happening in Grand Rapids next month. "Motor City Jacks"

And not even a link to buy tickets
#tsktsk

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I think I’d go with something sweet. Maybe a cinnamon roll. I like sweets. Or honey. Or maple syrup.

A whole new take on honey nut cheerios

 

[hotwords229_A]

My question is: once you’ve doused your nuts in honey, maple syrup or cinnamon rolls, then what?
Are you doing this just before a shower? Or at the Cinnabon at the mall? Where is the appropriate setting to see if your balls have a sense of taste?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

My question is: once you’ve doused your nuts in honey, maple syrup or cinnamon rolls, then what?
Are you doing this just before a shower? Or at the Cinnabon at the mall? Where is the appropriate setting to see if your balls have a sense of taste?

When you have a partner around who wants to lick it off?

 

[Photog1rl]

When you have a partner around who wants to lick it off?

Stole the words out of my mouth.
And honey-it’s messy but lots of fun

 

[paulworcsuk]

Stole the words out of my mouth.
And honey-it’s messy but lots of fun

Now thinking about spreading honey all over you!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

When you have a partner around who wants to lick it off?

I volunteer as tribute!