Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Weird Sex Stuff

[aussiegeekygal]

RIP default
"If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident."

https://whirlwindreports.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/gasfight.gif?w=310&h=174

 

[Photog1rl]

@Lord Pmann what do you make of this guy?

I honestly had NEVER even though this could be an option. Like never, ever.
Wow, I’m feeling a little sheltered right now.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

RIP default
"If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident."

https://whirlwindreports.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/gasfight.gif?w=310&h=174

ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCINO!!!!

 

[Lord Pmann]

@Lord Pmann what do you make of this guy?

Okay. What I really want to know is if he was pumping gas or just using the nozzle? I absolutely love this video. That's a boldness that I don't have.

Either way, mad respek.

 

[Lord Pmann]

This is why we can't have nice things

You know, it's funny...

I always thought the reason I shouldn't stick a petrol nozzle into my ass or mouth was because it was a petrol nozzle. I didn't realize that this reason was ancillary, but that the real reason was because it may have been in someone else's ass.

 

[Apisto42]

You know, it's funny...

I always thought the reason I shouldn't stick a petrol nozzle into my ass or mouth was because it was a petrol nozzle. I didn't realize that this reason was ancillary, but that the real reason was because it may have been in someone else's ass.

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Oh fuck I needed that.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Oh fuck I needed that.

I normally say that after sex, but you do you boo

 

[Apisto42]

Different times call for different distractions.

 

[Taegul]

@Lord Pmann what do you make of this guy?

I really want to see what happens when that guy switches to an electric car.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I honestly had NEVER even though this could be an option. Like never, ever.
Wow, I’m feeling a little sheltered right now.

Um. Me neither. Holy cow.

 

[SassySheDevil]

You know, it's funny...

I always thought the reason I shouldn't stick a petrol nozzle into my ass or mouth was because it was a petrol nozzle. I didn't realize that this reason was ancillary, but that the real reason was because it may have been in someone else's ass.

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I'm certainly never going to look at those nozzles the same now.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I really want to see what happens when that guy switches to an electric car.

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/970/727/bb2.jpg

 

[aussiegeekygal]

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/970/727/bb2.jpg

If anyone ever wants to get to know you better, send them this

 

[Taegul]

Maybe he is in a circus and is just fueling up to shoot fire out his ass? We shouldnt kink shame until pmann investigates and gets back to us with details.

Yeah. Maybe he's an Olympic sprinter just trying to get that quicker time.

He sure does look like a sprinter IMHO.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You guys are judging him and maybe he's just a really literal go-getter. He went to some Tony Robins event and took the term "lit a fire under his ass" all too literally.

 

[Tir_an_Beithioch]

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[hotwords229_A]

@Lord Pmann what do you make of this guy?

I honestly had NEVER even though this could be an option. Like never, ever.
Wow, I’m feeling a little sheltered right now.

Um. Me neither. Holy cow.

I don’t know, I feel like I take it in the ass every time I go to the gas station.

 

[PhiloDaddy]

Moving along... I've seen a niche of porn about brides (and grooms) getting fucked before a wedding and it seems to be a meme about the bride walking down the aisle with another man's jism leaking down her legs or one of the bridesmaids with the groom's cum leaking...or the bride's mother...etc.

What is it about weddings that turns people on?

 

[Apisto42]

Moving along... I've seen a niche of porn about brides (and grooms) getting fucked before a wedding and it seems to be a meme about the bride walking down the aisle with another man's jism leaking down her legs or one of the bridesmaids with the groom's cum leaking...or the bride's mother...etc.

What is it about weddings that turns people on?

Probably more of a side kink with hot wives genre.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

@Lord Pmann what do you make of this guy?

I missed the likely traumatic, but interesting video!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I missed the likely traumatic, but interesting video!

Just for you because I think you're neat

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

But also, @Lord Pmann, do you think this is true?
https://i.ibb.co/SPH7qWp/Screenshot-2024-05-14-at-21-26-37-https-i-redd-it-np2vt76ahg0d1-jpeg.png

 

[aussiegeekygal]

But also, @Lord Pmann, do you think this is true?
https://i.ibb.co/SPH7qWp/Screenshot-2024-05-14-at-21-26-37-https-i-redd-it-np2vt76ahg0d1-jpeg.png

Surely you have the means to recreate this experiment.
And film it for us.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Surely you have the means to recreate this experiment.
And film it for us.

Means? Sure. I don't know that soy sauce would be my #1 choice
I can't tell if he is enjoying it or if he's in tremedous pain in pic #2. At first he was afraid; he was petrified

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Just for you because I think you're neat

That’s so insane on multiple levels. After stopping and staring in a bit of shock, I think I’d just laugh.