Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Weird Sex Stuff

[aussiegeekygal]

Thank you for servicing our country.

Not yours. Mine

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I do love wearing other people's uniforms.

I stole my sister's Navy get up to take naughty pics (much to her displeasure)

Dear Jizzus,

I’m very glad I’m a lady or I might have instantly…you know…at that image

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Jizzused?

 

[AmberLGreen]

but @AmberLGreen needs love too

Awww, you are finally declaring your love for me

https://media.tenor.com/hvPEJt6ADhMAAAAM/freak-flirt.gif

 

[Lord Pmann]

Not yours. Mine

I’m sure they appreciate your service, too.

Good looking pic, for sure!

 

[SassySheDevil]

Pics would also help.

LOL I can just see this now.

"hold that pose. This board I am on. Kind of a sex site wants to see us fucking in the bushes I'll just take about a dozen pics"

 

[SassySheDevil]

So I want to know... what is it specifically that you Litches like so much about guys in uniforms? Does it make them seem dangerous? Capable? Brave? Masculine?

For me. It's strength. I can picture them picking me up and throwing me over their shoulders. Carrying me off to the bedroom where they will punish me for being bad.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Dear Jizzus,

I’m very glad I’m a lady or I might have instantly…you know…at that image

Thank God you pointed out that there was an image because I didn’t even see the emoji!

 

[Apisto42]

For me. It's strength. I can picture them picking me up and throwing me over their shoulders. Carrying me off to the bedroom where they will punish me for being bad.

This is why I still have my Boy Scout uniform…

 

[aussiegeekygal]

This is why I still have my Boy Scout uniform…

You can tie me up

 

[Apisto42]

You can tie me up

Best thing I ever learned was rope work.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Best thing I ever learned was rope work.

Settles in next to the campfire.

Say more...

 

[Apisto42]

Settles in next to the campfire.

Say more...

Let me just bank the fire first (for biscuits in the morning) and we’ll get down to it.

 

[SassySheDevil]

This is why I still have my Boy Scout uniform…

no one younger than my kids! Somehow that uniform might give me serious cougar vibes.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Best thing I ever learned was rope work.

Who knew that when they taught that. What it would be used for later.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

no one younger than my kids! Somehow that uniform might give me serious cougar vibes.

You mean you aren't a cougar?

Damn, you learn something new every day!

 

[SassySheDevil]

You mean you aren't a cougar?

Damn, you learn something new every day!

Fuck off!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Fuck off!

Muahaha. My work here is done.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

@Lord Pmann what do you make of this guy?

 

[Apisto42]

@Lord Pmann what do you make of this guy?

Fucking hell. What the fuck is wrong with people.

You will note, that is a statement not a question.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

@Lord Pmann what do you make of this guy?

https://y.yarn.co/e538d224-ff44-4667-8990-86b2520fcc73_text.gif

 

[aussiegeekygal]

This is why we can't have nice things

 

[aussiegeekygal]

do you think there is a group of people out there that identify as gas cans?

There's at least one

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Fucking hell. What the fuck is wrong with people.

Right? I'm never sucking on a gas nozzle again.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

and this is why I have a bunker and a tin foil hat in my basement!

Come back to me when you've gone full faraday cage