Sex & Shenanigans

[SirConradPeckereye]

If you had to spend one night …. In one of these places … and you would win one million dollars … would you spend it..


In jail … not a white collar jail but like a super dangerous and scary jail.



A haunted house … one that is well known for having violent spirits.


In the jail you would be surrounded by other inmates and have to spend time in general population.

In the haunted house you would be alone.

Haunted house for sure, the ghosts would probably avoid me once they figured out how fucked up I am...

 

[Vitriolhack]

Love some cheeks poking out

She doesn’t wear underwear!

 

[Mrtenant]

If you had to spend one night …. In one of these places … and you would win one million dollars … would you spend it..


In jail … not a white collar jail but like a super dangerous and scary jail.



A haunted house … one that is well known for having violent spirits.


In the jail you would be surrounded by other inmates and have to spend time in general population.

In the haunted house you would be alone.

Jail maybe. I know what that's like. I been in Lew Sterret- big Dallas jail. It wasn't so bad.

Haunted house would be intriguing. Never been in a truly haunted house. Just one of those fake Halloween ones. BTW, those are fun to have sex in. The screams just kinda blend right in.

 

[Amanda330]

It's a carefully crafted double entendre... yes, "willies" means dicks, but "get the willies" also means to be frightened.

I am some kinda wordsmith, no?

I mean, that's what I was guessing you meant but I wasn't sure. Lol. I'm fine with either version of willies.

 

[Amanda330]

Just for that I take back my sharing with you!

Just saw from earlier you hadn't brought lunch and was gonna share!

Mean.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Mean.

You didn’t bring lunch! Oh no! They bring us lunch on Wednesdays. Today’s not a great one in the rotation but you’re still welcome to come have some El Pollo Loco.

 

[Amanda330]

I don't think I mentioned not bringing lunch... Although, I didn't bring one. I haven't had time to have lunch lately anyway.

But I would love to come have lunch with you anyway. Give me a few hours. Be right there.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I don't think I mentioned not bringing lunch... Although, I didn't bring one. I haven't had time to have lunch lately anyway.

But I would love to come have lunch with you anyway. Give me a few hours. Be right there.

meet you at the airport and we’ll go somewhere way better than El Pollo Loco. What are they gonna do? Fire me?

 

[Amanda330]

meet you at the airport and we’ll go somewhere way better than El Pollo Loco. What are they gonna do?Fire me?

Tell them to fuck off. Lol. We have important bestie activities to do.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Mean.

Well eventhough you me I'll still share!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Tell them to fuck off. Lol. We have important bestie activities to do.

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[dawn_of_night]

Haunted house. 100pc. Maybe I could have like super kinky spirit sex...

Hello.... I'm super kinky sex, what's your name...

 

[LupineOne]

If you had to spend one night …. In one of these places … and you would win one million dollars … would you spend it..


In jail … not a white collar jail but like a super dangerous and scary jail.



A haunted house … one that is well known for having violent spirits.


In the jail you would be surrounded by other inmates and have to spend time in general population.

In the haunted house you would be alone.

Oh the haunted house, no question. People are the real monsters here.
Spirits? That’s just pent up energy they have. I’m sure we could come up with a better way to release that energy than violence

 

[lavendersilk]

If you had to spend one night …. In one of these places … and you would win one million dollars … would you spend it..


In jail … not a white collar jail but like a super dangerous and scary jail.



A haunted house … one that is well known for having violent spirits.


In the jail you would be surrounded by other inmates and have to spend time in general population.

In the haunted house you would be alone.

Haunted house. Hands down. I know you said alone but... can I bring Ryan and Shane?

 

[Vitriolhack]

If you had to spend one night …. In one of these places … and you would win one million dollars … would you spend it..


In jail … not a white collar jail but like a super dangerous and scary jail.



A haunted house … one that is well known for having violent spirits.


In the jail you would be surrounded by other inmates and have to spend time in general population.

In the haunted house you would be alone.

I’ve always wanted to party with ghosts!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Haunted house. Hands down. I know you said alone but... can I bring Ryan and Shane?

 

[lavendersilk]

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[Bry1313]

You didn’t bring lunch! Oh no! They bring us lunch on Wednesdays. Today’s not a great one in the rotation but you’re still welcome to come have some El Pollo Loco.

I order in lunch most days

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I order in lunch most days

I’ve heard. Good gig of you can get it

 

[Bry1313]

Also, going with the haunted house, I’d just annoy the spirits by telling them they aren’t real all night, so they’d have to deal with me more than I’m dealing with them.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Maybe I missed the party, but I'm home from work, showered and changed, and now I've got more colorful socks on. These have "The Kiss" by Gustav Klimt.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Me as an adult:
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I don't think @OrdinaryPerson approved this unauthorized pic of her going up...

 

[Amanda330]

I’ve heard. Good gig of you can get it

I need to figure out how to order lunch like @Bry1313 lol

 

[morelikeasong]

I need to figure out how to order lunch like @Bry1313 lol

Same girl, same.

 

[Amanda330]

Maybe I missed the party, but I'm home from work, showered and changed, and now I've got more colorful socks on. These have "The Kiss" by Gustav Klimt.
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I love these.

"The Kiss" one of my favorites.